NEWBIE WAR OF 08': VICTORY!

[MiamiCubano]

Received another priority mail box yesterday, though didn't get it until today. Has my addy as the return addy, but the click and ship is from 94558. Hmm, that's a Napa zip.

Assuming that's you Napa_Smokes, thanks again for the latest little addition to the prior bomb - and, given the contents of one item in the prior bomb, and the nature of this newly-arrived item, I'm assuming it's probably you NS. So, thanks. On the off chance that it's some other than NS, thanks as well.

Very nice and very much appreciated! :thumbs:

 

[MadMonk]

NEWBIE WAR OF 08': And Swissy's back in!,

Yep, you can say that again! I've been thoroughly FOG WHACKED!
My wife asks me "who do you know in Alaska?" I say "Huh?"
She says, "You got a box from Alaska"
I say "Huh?"
So I let one of the Great Danes sniff it...Seems o.k.

So I open it to a VERY nice selection of sticks. I'm grinning ear to ear.
My wife says "Arent some of those one's that you really like?"
I say "Huh?"

Some nice experiences to look forward too, and some new ones as well.

Thank you just doesnt seem appropriate enough, Swissy. First Class Brother!

Looking forward to enjoying these on the patio with such nice outdoor smoking weather coming in.

And to souldogca24, our illustrious leader:
"WE NEED A BIGGER BOAT!!"

 

[souldog]

And to souldogca24, our illustrious leader:
"WE NEED A BIGGER BOAT!!"

ROFL!! Indeed...we DO!


Nice hit Swiss, a good guy to target!

 

[bigwhiteash]

0103 8555 7494 6848 5729

 

[fivebyfifty]

You cant give one child a nuclear bomb
Without the other children becoming jealous
If your Mother has a bomb
It is only human nature to desire one as well
If you have a death wish
Then you should aquire a bomb

Written Sunday April 2006

allan james saywell

EDIT: Poetic bomb inspired by avb
There will be blood

 

[Swissy]

and I just got back from one of the biggest, baddest, most well stocked cigar shops you can imagine

:whistling:

 

[MadMonk]

and I just got back from one of the biggest, baddest, most well stocked cigar shops you can imagine

:whistling:

He aint whistlin dixie!

 

[LilBastage]

Mother of...

You guys are too much. Kevin (5 o'clock), Jason (strangefamous), and whoever the heck "sergeant newbie" is are too kind and way too generous. Some very nice smokes and pipe tobacco that will all be enjoyed a great deal.

I am truly humbled that ANYONE would think enough of my meager contributions here to include me in something like this.

:blush:

 

[Rebel Herfer]

I got on my cowboy boots, jeans

And Guayabera, mirrored sunglasses

And a Kinkycristo

I guess I look like some South Arlington

Cigar dealer that's out on bail

Just trying to get home

Well ya think I’m a FOG and I got me a box

Got a little bomb that's hotter than a rocket

Sometimes we're flat rate

We're always loud, tonight we're just ornery

And DCs in the pocket



So screw you, we're from Texas

Screw you, we're from Texas

Screw you, we're from Texas

We're from Texas ya Noobs, so screw you!



Oh yeah - DC# 0307 XXXX 0002 XXXX 1313 :whistling:

 

[Gonz]

Still just a bunch of silly little schoolgirls.

 

[bfreebern]

So I let one of the Great Danes sniff it...Seems o.k.

Mine won't sniff any more packages for me, due to the last War we had. LOL.

 

[fivebyfifty]

So I let one of the Great Danes sniff it...Seems o.k.

Mine won't sniff any more packages for me, due to the last War we had. LOL.

Posts: 7000


Congrats

 

[bfreebern]

So I let one of the Great Danes sniff it...Seems o.k.

Mine won't sniff any more packages for me, due to the last War we had. LOL.

Posts: 7000


Congrats

Wow, pretty sad that I've made 7000 posts and not even realized it :laugh:

Since my 7000 post came on this thread, here is a little contest. Name the first noob from this war to bomb me. A nice 5er will be sent out to the one who guesses correctly.

 

[Swissy]

So I let one of the Great Danes sniff it...Seems o.k.

Mine won't sniff any more packages for me, due to the last War we had. LOL.

Posts: 7000


Congrats

Wow, pretty sad that I've made 7000 posts and not even realized it :laugh:

Since my 7000 post came on this thread, here is a little contest. Name the first noob from this war to bomb me. A nice 5er will be sent out to the one who guesses correctly.

Ah, don't worry Brandon... SoulPuppy will be doing his 7000 post contest soon, so you'll be overshadowed

:laugh:

(congrats, ya post whore)

 

[JayDee]

Wow, pretty sad that I've made 7000 posts and not even realized it :laugh:

Since my 7000 post came on this thread, here is a little contest. Name the first noob from this war to bomb me. A nice 5er will be sent out to the one who guesses correctly.

err... flamchop

 

[MadMonk]

[/quote]

Wow, pretty sad that I've made 7000 posts and not even realized it :laugh:

Since my 7000 post came on this thread, here is a little contest. Name the first noob from this war to bomb me. A nice 5er will be sent out to the one who guesses correctly.
[/quote]

Souldogca24

 

[MadMonk]

o.k., I'm computer inept...I admit it :blush:

Anyway, I'm zoning in on my next target. This is just too much fun.
I was having a bad week. really bad storm caused a lot of damage to my property. And some other things in life that were just becoming increasingly difficult to put to rest. The money aspect wasnt a problem...I was prepared for that. But the frustration, entrenched ignorance of "customer dis-service" folks, and just a general lack of the spirit of helpfulness was getting me a tad bit stressed. So, receiving a bomb really lifted my spirits. Sending them out is fun too. Just really helped bring me back to reality.

 

[Madmidget]

So I let one of the Great Danes sniff it...Seems o.k.

Mine won't sniff any more packages for me, due to the last War we had. LOL.

Posts: 7000


Congrats

Wow, pretty sad that I've made 7000 posts and not even realized it :laugh:

Since my 7000 post came on this thread, here is a little contest. Name the first noob from this war to bomb me. A nice 5er will be sent out to the one who guesses correctly.

Ounceman (before he was flamchop)

 

[souldog]

Well newbies, the Great AVB has called for surrender, and I am here to answer it. Along with a few other BOTLS, I will be working on AVB’s bomb, and have 72 hours to disarm or surrender arms. If you have already been assigned targets, move forward as planned, this changes nothing in your existing coordinates. It's been a fun one, with alot of fire coming from both sides, but many of us wanna go back home to our sweethearts! Root for the noobs boys, we might have a chance to win this yet!




AVB, I assure you: We’re not going down without a fight.

 

[AVB]

How many noobs will it take? I only sent it to one....think of it like a dual but I have faith since I know you won't be able to extract the tube without breaking it. Bring all your little nooblets in on the action if you want. Whatever you sent still has not arrived.

Along with a few other nooblets, I will be working on AVB’s bomb, and have 72 hours to disarm or surrender arms.

AVB, I assure you: We’re not going down without a fight.