NEWBIE WAR OF 08': VICTORY!

[BigJake6904]

They seem to be having a bit of trouble maintaining composure under fire.

I'll just sit back and watch the FOG's trip and fall over themselves the next couple days :sign:

You know what they said about Humptey Dumptey..... :whistling:


Coming to a mailbox near you...

 

[MiamiCubano]

Jesus - what a showing of the utter ineptitude of these sorry, little noobs. These are the fools who think they can step up?

:laugh:

I am a fool who HAS stepped up, I don't think, I do.....You FOGs will see......




:whistling:

Nah...more like tripping over your own feet.

Didnt know i tripped ???

Comes with being an arrogant little noob.
It's ok - everyone else sees it.

:laugh:

 

[BigJake6904]

Jesus - what a showing of the utter ineptitude of these sorry, little noobs. These are the fools who think they can step up?

:laugh:

I am a fool who HAS stepped up, I don't think, I do.....You FOGs will see......




:whistling:

Nah...more like tripping over your own feet.

Didnt know i tripped ???

Comes with being an arrogant little noob.
It's ok - everyone else sees it.

:laugh:

I worked hard on this gut I carry around. And Im proud of it....
Little noob, come on, shouldnt noob have just worked....

:blush:

 

[thatsonofa]

Jesus - what a showing of the utter ineptitude of these sorry, little noobs. These are the fools who think they can step up?

:laugh:

I am a fool who HAS stepped up, I don't think, I do.....You FOGs will see......




:whistling:

Nah...more like tripping over your own feet.

Didnt know i tripped ???

Comes with being an arrogant little noob.
It's ok - everyone else sees it.

:laugh:

I worked hard on this gut I carry around. And Im proud of it....
Little noob, come on, shouldnt noob have just worked....

:blush:

yeah, im assuming his name is bigjake for a reason..... :sign:

 

[Bsneed51]

A little off topic here. I sent a package out on Monday through USPS, and when I punch in the DC# on their website all it says is Your item was processed and left our KANSAS CITY, MO 64121 facility on April 7, 2008. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later. Is there anything I can do to find out where this is, or if it has arrived? Would it be bad form to just contact the person I sent it to? If I call the PO will they be able to tell me anything?

Well granted you exposed the city, those of us with addresses know whom you are talking about. lol. I had to do the same, even if the suprise is ruined, its better knowing the sticks were received. I would contact them at this point.

No, he's from Kansas City, so he didn't expose his target. Unless of course he's sending the package within Kansas City.

All it's saying is that his package left Monday and either hasn't arrived or it arrived but was never scanned when it did.

My address is in my profile, I have a KC Royals userbar attached to everyone of my posts, and I've started a half dozen KC Royals threads in the sports forum. I'm not trying super hard to be a secret agent. It's like my high school football coach used to say, "Tell the guy across from you that you're going to block him, and then dare him to stop you." :laugh:

I was just concerned because this went out Monday, priority mail, 2 day delivery. If this is lost out there in PO oblivion, I just want to get started trying to find it now, or figure out if I need to re-bomb my target. That's all. I'm not crumbling under pressure, and I'm not giving away any super secrets. Just watching out that the wrong person doesn't lose a hand or anything.

Hell, I'll tell you who the target was if you ask me nicely enough.

 

[beyond the band]

Jesus - what a showing of the utter ineptitude of these sorry, little noobs. These are the fools who think they can step up?

:laugh:

I am a fool who HAS stepped up, I don't think, I do.....You FOGs will see......




:whistling:

Nah...more like tripping over your own feet.

Didnt know i tripped ???

Comes with being an arrogant little noob.
It's ok - everyone else sees it.

:laugh:

I worked hard on this gut I carry around. And Im proud of it....
Little noob, come on, shouldnt noob have just worked....

:blush:

yeah, im assuming his name is bigjake for a reason..... :sign:

Thats what she said!!


sorry, could not resist

 

[mmburtch]

A little off topic here. I sent a package out on Monday through USPS, and when I punch in the DC# on their website all it says is Your item was processed and left our KANSAS CITY, MO 64121 facility on April 7, 2008. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later. Is there anything I can do to find out where this is, or if it has arrived? Would it be bad form to just contact the person I sent it to? If I call the PO will they be able to tell me anything?

Well granted you exposed the city, those of us with addresses know whom you are talking about. lol. I had to do the same, even if the suprise is ruined, its better knowing the sticks were received. I would contact them at this point.

No, he's from Kansas City, so he didn't expose his target. Unless of course he's sending the package within Kansas City.

All it's saying is that his package left Monday and either hasn't arrived or it arrived but was never scanned when it did.

My address is in my profile, I have a KC Royals userbar attached to everyone of my posts, and I've started a half dozen KC Royals threads in the sports forum. I'm not trying super hard to be a secret agent. It's like my high school football coach used to say, "Tell the guy across from you that you're going to block him, and then dare him to stop you." :laugh:

I was just concerned because this went out Monday, priority mail, 2 day delivery. If this is lost out there in PO oblivion, I just want to get started trying to find it now, or figure out if I need to re-bomb my target. That's all. I'm not crumbling under pressure, and I'm not giving away any super secrets. Just watching out that the wrong person doesn't lose a hand or anything.

Hell, I'll tell you who the target was if you ask me nicely enough.

Relax, 2-3 day is not gaurenteed. Beyond that, there have been a couple of NASTY storms this week that could account for the delay.


Some of us might even bribe our mail carriers to screw with newbs. ??? Just a thought

 

[Devil Doc]

Alright, who's the knucklehead from St. Pete that sent me cigars anonymously. Thanks, but I would like to know who you are. Any help from you snitches would be appreciated.

Doc.

Anyone going to own up to this or are you a dirty, sneaky lowdown assasin who can't do his dirty work in the light of day.

Doc.

Just wanted to add, I'm Quid Pro Quo kind of guy. You know... if any of you rats are interested.

Doc.

 

[thatsonofa]

A little off topic here. I sent a package out on Monday through USPS, and when I punch in the DC# on their website all it says is Your item was processed and left our KANSAS CITY, MO 64121 facility on April 7, 2008. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later. Is there anything I can do to find out where this is, or if it has arrived? Would it be bad form to just contact the person I sent it to? If I call the PO will they be able to tell me anything?

Well granted you exposed the city, those of us with addresses know whom you are talking about. lol. I had to do the same, even if the suprise is ruined, its better knowing the sticks were received. I would contact them at this point.

No, he's from Kansas City, so he didn't expose his target. Unless of course he's sending the package within Kansas City.

All it's saying is that his package left Monday and either hasn't arrived or it arrived but was never scanned when it did.

My address is in my profile, I have a KC Royals userbar attached to everyone of my posts, and I've started a half dozen KC Royals threads in the sports forum. I'm not trying super hard to be a secret agent. It's like my high school football coach used to say, "Tell the guy across from you that you're going to block him, and then dare him to stop you." :laugh:

I was just concerned because this went out Monday, priority mail, 2 day delivery. If this is lost out there in PO oblivion, I just want to get started trying to find it now, or figure out if I need to re-bomb my target. That's all. I'm not crumbling under pressure, and I'm not giving away any super secrets. Just watching out that the wrong person doesn't lose a hand or anything.

Hell, I'll tell you who the target was if you ask me nicely enough.

Relax, 2-3 day is not gaurenteed. Beyond that, there have been a couple of NASTY storms this week that could account for the delay.


Some of us might even bribe our mail carriers to screw with newbs. ??? Just a thought

ouch.... those kind of tactics are ruthless...

 

[mmburtch]

Alright, who's the knucklehead from St. Pete that sent me cigars anonymously. Thanks, but I would like to know who you are. Any help from you snitches would be appreciated.

Doc.

Anyone going to own up to this or are you a dirty, sneaky lowdown assasin who can't do his dirty work in the light of day.

Doc.

Just wanted to add, I'm Quid Pro Quo kind of guy. You know... if any of you rats are interested.

Doc.

You might want to tell them what they win Doc. It worked on Jonsey when you were looking for who Marc was. Most of them haven't been here long enough to understand the real reason you spend so much time in the woods.

 

[Bsneed51]

Relax, 2-3 day is not gaurenteed. Beyond that, there have been a couple of NASTY storms this week that could account for the delay.


Some of us might even bribe our mail carriers to screw with newbs. ??? Just a thought

As much as I hate taking suggestions from the enemy, I'll just wait a few more days.

However, with as sassy as you FOG's are getting, I think I may just have a few more launches to prepare. :whistling:

 

[jfields]

Relax, 2-3 day is not gaurenteed. Beyond that, there have been a couple of NASTY storms this week that could account for the delay.


Some of us might even bribe our mail carriers to screw with newbs. ??? Just a thought

As much as I hate taking suggestions from the enemy, I'll just wait a few more days.

However, with as sassy as you FOG's are getting, I think I may just have a few more launches to prepare. :whistling:

Blah, blah, blah!!!!!

 

[Swissy]

There IS no gerald blake

Really? Didn't know that even after looking thru CP for quite awhile! :sign:

But there is a Gerald Blake at the Conpany listed, and at the same number shown on the box! (saw his photo on the webpage for the company officers) Too funny... I figure it's a company account that anyone has access to within the company, or something like that.

Wonder who it could be... Hmmm... Maybe I should call him up and see if he knows...

 

[Jonesy]

Alright, who's the knucklehead from St. Pete that sent me cigars anonymously. Thanks, but I would like to know who you are. Any help from you snitches would be appreciated.

Doc.

Anyone going to own up to this or are you a dirty, sneaky lowdown assasin who can't do his dirty work in the light of day.

Doc.

Just wanted to add, I'm Quid Pro Quo kind of guy. You know... if any of you rats are interested.

Doc.

You might want to tell them what they win Doc. It worked on Jonsey when you were looking for who Marc was. Most of them haven't been here long enough to understand the real reason you spend so much time in the woods.

C'mon now Matt, that's some damn good syrup he bribed me with and the other jug I got from Doc was almost empty!

 

[Gonz]

Since song lyrics seem so popular these days:

Seen the lights go out on broadway
I saw the Empire State laid low
And life went on beyond the Palisades
They all bought Cadillacs
And left there long ago
They held a concert out in Brooklyn
To watch the island bridges blow
They turned our power down
And drove us underground
But we went right on with the show

I've seen the lights go out on Broadway
I saw the ruins at my feet
You know we almost didn't notice it
We'd seen it all time on Forty-second Street
They burned the chuches up in Harlem
Like in the Spanish civil war
The flames were ev'rywhere
But no one really cared
It always burned up there before

I've seen the lights go out on Broadway
I watched the mighty skyline fall
The boats were waiting at the battery
The union went on strike
They never sailed at all
They sent a carrier out from Norfolk
And picked the Yankees up for free
They said that Queens could stay
And blew the Bronx away
And sank Manhattan out at sea

You know those lights were bright on Broadway
That was so many years ago
Before we all lived here in Florida
Before the Mafia took over Mexico
There are not many who remember
They say a handful still survive
To tell the world about
The way the lights went out
And keep the memory alive



"Your item arrived at 9:17 AM on April 11, 2008 in FLUSHING, NY 11355." :0

 

[Madmidget]

As tornados bear down on me I launch bombs 5 & 6.

DC#0306 2400 0001 2047 3921

DC#0306 2400 0001 2047 3914

Run for cover FOG's!!!

EDIT: Didn't realize the pics were so big. Added smaller ones.

 

[mmburtch]

Dude, any chance you could downsize those pictures? I have high speed and their killing me

Thanks

 

[handyman dave]

Nothing from a FOG ticks,
Expect to open it and find the firecrackers they send compared to our nukes.
Be wary, it might spark. :laugh: :sign: :laugh:

I don't send firecrackers. Just Swishers, White Owls, Phillies, and MAYBE, an ACID if I deem you worthy! :laugh:


:sign:

Nothing from a FOG ticks,
Expect to open it and find the firecrackers they send compared to our nukes.
Be wary, it might spark. :laugh: :sign: :laugh:

Ohhhh, you'll get yours just wait...

:whistling:

I was finally getting around and able to take nourishment again when another volley came inside the screen door today! :0

So I crawled under the bed and put on my bedpan helmet and... It was no use!! I was SUNK BIGTIME!
Brian and Andrew really do HIT HARD! (Thanks Guys! I will enjoy them ALL!! :love: )

Don't worry though, I'll recuperate and I'll be back on my feet...soon.

In the meantime I think I have some munitions err "packages" to assemble at my bedside tray table! LOL!

Blessings!

 

[bigwhiteash]

Target Aquired, Weapons release eminent..

Comencing final Countdown. . . . .

 

[BigJake6904]

The sad thing is, I will have a bedpan and side table tonight with nurses nourishing me, as I go AWOL for a day due to hospital post surgery tests.

Only thing is, FOG's didn't send me there, I did it on my own free will. :sign:

As I sit, I will contemplate how to get more vengeance.

:whistling: