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NEWBIE WAR OF 08': VICTORY!

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4 Members: mmburtch, Secret Santa, bfisher88, billbaker3

I sure hope everyone has been being good :0
 
Damn you noobs have done it now! You've pissed off Santa!
 
"To many a computer screen eyes were reading through the night
Many a FOG's knee's were shakin' at the coming morning light
Rumors ran along the message board, like the banshee's lonely croon
And a thousand Newb bombs were flashin' by the rising of the moon"

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Keee_rist Sims is attacking Ireland!
 
Haha! Mark another up for the n00bies!

One step forward followed by 20 steps back isn't really cause to celebrate is it?


Well...they were my first 2 personal assaults of the war, so I'm proud of them.

As for the actual damage I caused, I hit some strong targets, so it may have been minimal. ???

Big target, yes. Strong target, only when I miss my shower. Got a package from you today and regret to inform you the stripey thing was destroyed in a small fire. To quote (loosely) from one of my favorite songs:

When the newbie finished, Smurfy said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair right there, an' let me show you how its done."

:cool:

Direct return fire isn't expected, and it should be rare. However, I think it is appropriate here.
 
Your daily dose of devastation:

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We're sending em' to hell boys!!!

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edited to add: keep fighting newbs, we're not done with the FOGs yet!! Just can't stress enough, DON'T EXPECT TO BE BOMBED IN RETURN, do it because you wanna do it! Just thought I'd throw that out there. ;)
 
Haha! Mark another up for the n00bies!

One step forward followed by 20 steps back isn't really cause to celebrate is it?


Well...they were my first 2 personal assaults of the war, so I'm proud of them.

As for the actual damage I caused, I hit some strong targets, so it may have been minimal. ???

Dont let the FOGS bring you down Yojimbo.

What Bill said X2.

We are the aggressors here, don't be intimidated by their saber rattling. They are trying to downplay the damage we are doing. Keep up the good work men!
 
Haha! Mark another up for the n00bies!

One step forward followed by 20 steps back isn't really cause to celebrate is it?


Well...they were my first 2 personal assaults of the war, so I'm proud of them.

As for the actual damage I caused, I hit some strong targets, so it may have been minimal. ???

Dont let the FOGS bring you down Yojimbo.

What Bill said X2.

We are the aggressors here, don't be intimidated by their saber rattling. They are trying to downplay the damage we are doing. Keep up the good work men!


Not intimidated, certainly not skeered! Just aware that even though we are relentless, some of the FOG's may have stronger armor than I have ammo! :laugh:

Not to worry though, enough shots and I'll get through, and upgrades are always happening.
 
Haha! Mark another up for the n00bies!

One step forward followed by 20 steps back isn't really cause to celebrate is it?


Well...they were my first 2 personal assaults of the war, so I'm proud of them.

As for the actual damage I caused, I hit some strong targets, so it may have been minimal. ???

Big target, yes. Strong target, only when I miss my shower. Got a package from you today and regret to inform you the stripey thing was destroyed in a small fire. To quote (loosely) from one of my favorite songs:

When the newbie finished, Smurfy said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair right there, an' let me show you how its done."

:cool:

Direct return fire isn't expected, and it should be rare. However, I think it is appropriate here.


I'm glad they got there safely, and may all of them expire in small fires! :laugh:
 
In the words of Iron Maiden


You’ll take my life but I’ll take yours too
You’ll fire your bombs but I’ll bomb you too
So when your waiting for the next attacks
You’d better stand there’s no turning back

The bugle sounds as the bombs begin
But on this battlefield the newbs will win
The smells of bomb smoke and FOG's breath
As we bomb the FOG's into certain death.....


FIRE ONE............... FIRE TWO..............

Run for cover FOG's!
 
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