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NEWBIE WAR OF 08': VICTORY!

Come one soldiers, Jonesy's a mercenary!! Sheesh! A rogue operative, a "gun for hire," you should know that by now!!

You know I keep thinking that I've seen Jonesy's picture somewhere before, now I remember where.

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So... we are starting to send "Dirty Bombs" are we?!?!? Well fellas I work for a Military/Aerospace fastener supplier. If you don't know what that means, we supply NASA and the Armed Forces (All of them) with the stuff that holds planes, tanks, and rockets together. If this gets ugly I will be forced to do something drastic......
 
Ok...I've been pulling a "Fitz-hume & Millbarge" long enough. I'm headin for the front lines. Look out commies. :0

Derek
 
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So... we are starting to send "Dirty Bombs" are we?!?!? Well fellas I work for a Military/Aerospace fastener supplier. If you don't know what that means, we supply NASA and the Armed Forces (All of them) with the stuff that holds planes, tanks, and rockets together. If this gets ugly I will be forced to do something drastic......

just starting? Good grief, I'm suprised it too this long! Last wars got kinda ugly quick! But then it's just showing your sides' "Newbieness" by lack of search and reading skills :p :laugh: :whistling:

And don't worry... I dumbed this down a little from what I told John I was gonna do... didn't wanna get anyone pissed (as I remembered how I was getting with that #$%^& safe he sent me!)

And tools man... it's all in the tools you have access to. :cool:
 
You do kinda remind me of Ackroyd but more in the conehead era. :p

Ok...I've been pulling a "Fitz-hume & Millbarge" long enough. I'm headin for the front lines. Look out commies. :0

Derek
 
Ok...I've been pulling a "Fitz-hume & Millbarge" long enough. I'm headin for the front lines. Look out commies. :0

Derek

Welcome! see souldog24ca for your orders.. :D
the masses are growing....... ???

whatcha gonna dooooo, when the Hulkster runs wild on Yooooooooooou :sign:
 
You need actions to go with the words otherwise you are just a breeze making noise.

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to bombing notoriety
And I always fill my boxes
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest bombs of all

I've got big bombs
I've got big bombs
They're such big bombs
And they're dirty big bombs
And BigJake6904's got big bombs
And souldog24ca's got big bombs
The Newbies got the biggest bombs of them all


There will be. You cant rush perfection.
 
Target Aquired....

Loading torpedo tube 1......

Waiting for command to fire.....

<FIRE WHEN READY>

FIRING NOW.....1Z0ER3530296416809.....


YOU FOG's BETTER FIND SHELTER CAUSE I THINK I LOADED A NUKE BY MISTAKE......
 
I think a few more noobs just bit the dust.

Someone really needs to find MC's addy!!!
 
I think a few more noobs just bit the dust.

Someone really needs to find MC's addy!!!

I know it, however, it would be inappropriate etiquette, military or otherwise, to join in a battle I have no stake in.

In other words ............ nanny, nanny, boo boo :laugh:
 
I think a few more noobs just bit the dust.

Someone really needs to find MC's addy!!!

I know it, however, it would be inappropriate etiquette, military or otherwise, to join in a battle I have no stake in.

In other words ............ nanny, nanny, boo boo :laugh:

Who says you have no stake in this Mr.?

All you guys better watch your back

The NOOOOOOBS are striking

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New mission and orders aquired and accepted, back to the war room to lock and load ammo
 
Reporting for duty....target has been acquired and will commence bombing soon. :cool:
 
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[quote name='5 O'Clock Somewhere' post='648419' date='Apr 9 2008, 02:17 PM']We have money and cigars. Take your pick. Fight with us![/quote]

Sweet, mommy gave your allowance?
 
I know it, however, it would be inappropriate etiquette, military or otherwise, to join in a battle I have no stake in.

In other words ............ nanny, nanny, boo boo :laugh:


We have money and cigars. Take your pick. Fight with us!
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I, sir, have my honor....I will not be bribed ;)













For less than a box of Sharks :whistling:
 
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