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NEWBIE WAR 2009!

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I've been motivated by FOGs false sense of confidence....it doesn't matter if you're looking through a set of "FOG-noculars", your e-penis is still as small as it ever was :whistling:



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Carbonless said:
I've been motivated by FOGs false sense of confidence....it doesn't matter if you're looking through a set of "FOG-noculars", your e-penis is still as small as it ever was :whistling:



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If I originally thought my e-penis was already small, does that mean it is even smaller? Or is this just confirmation?
 
Satchmo said:
Carbonless said:
I've been motivated by FOGs false sense of confidence....it doesn't matter if you're looking through a set of "FOG-noculars", your e-penis is still as small as it ever was :whistling:



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If I originally thought my e-penis was already small, does that mean it is even smaller? Or is this just confirmation?
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Yes
 
Still enjoying all that Disney has to offer, you can't get me!
 
I think I may have killed a FOG. A bomb hit last week and he has not been seen back in the thread ever since. :laugh: I am shipping the PAYLOAD tomorrow to take out another FOG. Splash down should be the middle of next week. Remember if you are a good friend of another FOG please tell him you care. Sometime next week CP will be missing a FOG.


THIS IS NOW OVER!!!!! WE WILL ACCEPT YOUR SURRENDER NOW​
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Uh oh. The MOAB is coming. All FOGs stick their head between their legs and kiss their butt goodbye.
 
Well, I come home from work yesterday and I don't expect a box from anyone and I don't recognize the return addy. I let it set overnight and open er' up this morning. Total devistation in Hudson Valley this morning!!!!



Not sure who sent it but it came from Erie, PA with a note in the box:

BANG!!!
You've been hit with sniper fire, FOG!!!
Enjoy, courtesy of the Newbie War of 2009.

If any of you S / BOTL have any idea who this was, please let me know via PM so a redirect firing can be unloaded........ :whistling: :sign: :D
 
BobbyRitz said:
Again I'm here trying to catch up after yet another down day in the market...Ka-boom!

Mr. Mendez...each family member has a bomb diffusal suit. Even with the suit, I suffered a broken nose. :)

Thanks for the tasty looking sticks! :thumbs:

Now watch your six!

Best,

Rob
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Rob,

I hope you enjoy them.

Thanks
John
 
Satchmo said:
I didn't take sides, but someone choose for me. This things ain't over, it is just starting :cool:

You want bombs. I sent out a nice 6er. One of which I slept with stuffed in my banana hammock all night. Talk about Russian roulette, let's see if you have the will power to let them sit, or you are willing to risk smoking one or two :thumbs:
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I've been hit with a fromundacheese-laden nuclear missile! The mailman walked up the driveway wearing a Hazmat outfit....I grabbed the Sig Sauer 556 in prep for full-blown hostile action until I realized what was going on.
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Some amazing sticks in this package that I can't wait to get a torch to. I've been looking for one of these for months now...as well as the bands that I've been looking for! I'm going to have to put some thought into this next one. It seems like my cohorts are calling for mercy on the FOGs, but I still see pockets of resistance that need to be put to rest :D
 
The PAYLOAD has been launched. It will not splash down till Feb 3. Damn UPS wanted $92 to air ship it due to the size I guess. Anyways I went with ground which was a lot cheaper. :thumbs:
 
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