NEWBIE WAR 2009!

[Franco593]

Don and Ed, Thank you both for all the effort and time you put into this war (soon to be known as Victory of the Newbs 2009). You are both class acts, and its been a hell of a lot of fun. Once the last FOG down is down on his knees begging for mercy victory will be ours. :sign: :sign: :sign: :sign:

X2 ...Well said

 

[Lkyman]

Don and Ed, Thank you both for all the effort and time you put into this war (soon to be known as Victory of the Newbs 2009). You are both class acts, and its been a hell of a lot of fun. Once the last FOG down is down on his knees begging for mercy victory will be ours. :sign: :sign: :sign: :sign:

Gotta love the newblets

DC 01038555749529525180

 

[grateful1]

 

[SPIVY]

Tick, tick, tick, tick............................................................................
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Man down. Requesting backup. More then generous bomb has penetrated the perimeter. Must rebuild fort. Heightened security is useless.

Khris thank you for your generosity, this community would not be what it is without brothers like you.

Ed

 

[Swifty]

Tick, tick, tick, tick............................................................................
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Man down. Requesting backup. More then generous bomb has penetrated the perimeter. Must rebuild fort. Heightened security is useless.

Khris thank you for your generosity, this community would not be what it is without brothers like you.

Ed

Likewise my friend. You are very welcome. Enjoy!

 

[golfgar]

 

[Not A Nice Person]

Ouch. :0

~Boar

 

[BobbyRitz]

Again I'm here trying to catch up after yet another down day in the market...Ka-boom!

Mr. Mendez...each family member has a bomb diffusal suit. Even with the suit, I suffered a broken nose.

Thanks for the tasty looking sticks! :thumbs:

Now watch your six!

Best,

Rob

 

[Golfanatic]

Fargging pesky newbs

and their redundant newbular attacks. I got hit hard yet again yesterday. This time by SPIVY. I'll have you know I will not stand for this! Well, even when I'm able to stand again. You and several other noobs will pay for this incessant nonsense.



Coming soon.......................................................


(click here)>>>>CARL SPACKLER'S REVENGE!!!

As promised......................................................

Tick, tick, tick, tick............................................................................
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Ok so this was one of the most unexpected, unruly, and downright toughest hardest hitting bomb that I have witnessed so far with CP. Khris (Swifty) has hit me harder than one can imagine. All of my teeth fell out as well as my jaw has broken off (like in Saw II) and when I opened the package my legs got a little queasy and I passed out for three hours.

There are 6 B&Ms within a 20 miles radius of my home and all of them died a little inside today just knowing that not one...not a one of the sticks I received from Khris today are ones that you find anywhere at any B&M or on any website. I have only seen and read things about these sticks. This was a very over the top and awesome surprise and I am eternally grateful.

I will add at this time that Swifty is a true BOTL and I would like to publicly proclaim before my friends on CP that this newbie can not hang with the FOGs and I don't have anywhere near the arsenal I thought I did. I have been humbled.

Thanks again Khris! :blush:

 

[Spad31]

Fargging pesky newbs

and their redundant newbular attacks. I got hit hard yet again yesterday. This time by SPIVY. I'll have you know I will not stand for this! Well, even when I'm able to stand again. You and several other noobs will pay for this incessant nonsense.



Coming soon.......................................................


(click here)>>>>CARL SPACKLER'S REVENGE!!!

As promised......................................................

Tick, tick, tick, tick............................................................................
......

Ok so this was one of the most unexpected, unruly, and downright toughest hardest hitting bomb that I have witnessed so far with CP. Khris (Swifty) has hit me harder than one can imagine. All of my teeth fell out as well as my jaw has broken off (like in Saw II) and when I opened the package my legs got a little queasy and I passed out for three hours.

There are 6 B&Ms within a 20 miles radius of my home and all of them died a little inside today just knowing that not one...not a one of the sticks I received from Khris today are ones that you find anywhere at any B&M or on any website. I have only seen and read things about these sticks. This was a very over the top and awesome surprise and I am eternally grateful.

I will add at this time that Swifty is a true BOTL and I would like to publicly proclaim before my friends on CP that this newbie can not hang with the FOGs and I don't have anywhere near the arsenal I thought I did. I have been humbled.

Thanks again Khris! :blush:

GAH! FOR GOD'S SAKE, MAN! *SLAP* YOU NEVER ADMIT WEAKNESS! You keep this up, and the FOGs'll get big 'ole swollen craniums out of this, and there'll be no puttin' up with 'em! Now, reassemble your weapon and continue! :laugh:

*shakes tiny fist*



(Nice target Khris!)

Trey

Edited to add the smiley I forgot!

 

[Golfanatic]

[/quote]
GAH! FOR GOD'S SAKE, MAN! *SLAP* YOU NEVER ADMIT WEAKNESS! You keep this up, and the FOGs'll get big 'ole swollen craniums out of this, and there'll be no puttin' up with 'em! Now, reassemble your weapon and continue! :laugh:

*shakes tiny fist*



(Nice target Khris!)

Trey

Edited to add the smiley I forgot!
[/quote]

THANKS DUDE! Those FOGs are weak!

 

[gregor22]

Sadly this war is coming to a end. I would like to thank all the Newbs that took part in this(great job everyone. :thumbs: ). I also want to thank all the FOG's that kept this very entertaining. I want to thank you FOG's for making CP the wonderful place that it is. We Newbs owe you guys for keeping CP a fun and safe place for all of us in this hobby.

I am asking for a cease fire(although a few late bombs still may land). We newbs would like to end this with one parting shot. In the next day or two we will unleash the PAYLOAD aka NDD(Newbie Destruction Device). The Payload is a group effort of all of us newbs. It purpose besides total destruction of a FOG is to again thank those who keep CP going. I would also like to thank Spivy who helped in this effort big time. There are also a couple(you know who you are)that helped a lot behind the scene and without that help would have made this a lot tougher. I am sorry if we missed or over looked anyone. A big thanks to Cigarmanan Andy for the cool graphics. :thumbs:

Um, Don, it is not over quite yet. :whistling:

Unlike the newbies that flame out fast, kind of like when they were 13 and had a chance to feel up little Miss Suzie Rottencrotch at the Junior High dance, the FOGs have staying power. Gotta love Viagra. :whistling: :laugh:

Nice try though.

Time to unleash some of the old school bombers

 

[Carbonless]

Um, Don, it is not over quite yet. :whistling:

Unlike the newbies that flame out fast, kind of like when they were 13 and had a chance to feel up little Miss Suzie Rottencrotch at the Junior High dance, the FOGs have staying power. Gotta love Viagra. :whistling: :laugh:

Nice try though.

Time to unleash some of the old school bombers

Suzie's last name was Crown...but damn, that chick still turns me on 20 years later :laugh:

 

[Swifty]

Fargging pesky newbs

and their redundant newbular attacks. I got hit hard yet again yesterday. This time by SPIVY. I'll have you know I will not stand for this! Well, even when I'm able to stand again. You and several other noobs will pay for this incessant nonsense.



Coming soon.......................................................


(click here)>>>>CARL SPACKLER'S REVENGE!!!

As promised......................................................

Tick, tick, tick, tick............................................................................
......

Ok so this was one of the most unexpected, unruly, and downright toughest hardest hitting bomb that I have witnessed so far with CP. Khris (Swifty) has hit me harder than one can imagine. All of my teeth fell out as well as my jaw has broken off (like in Saw II) and when I opened the package my legs got a little queasy and I passed out for three hours.

There are 6 B&Ms within a 20 miles radius of my home and all of them died a little inside today just knowing that not one...not a one of the sticks I received from Khris today are ones that you find anywhere at any B&M or on any website. I have only seen and read things about these sticks. This was a very over the top and awesome surprise and I am eternally grateful.

I will add at this time that Swifty is a true BOTL and I would like to publicly proclaim before my friends on CP that this newbie can not hang with the FOGs and I don't have anywhere near the arsenal I thought I did. I have been humbled.

Thanks again Khris! :blush:

I am humbled by your appreciation :blush: . Although I hardly consider myself much of a FOG, I have greatly enjoyed serving for the first time on the side of the FOGS against such worthy opponents.

Salute.

 

[SPIVY]

Fargging pesky newbs

and their redundant newbular attacks. I got hit hard yet again yesterday. This time by SPIVY. I'll have you know I will not stand for this! Well, even when I'm able to stand again. You and several other noobs will pay for this incessant nonsense.



Coming soon.......................................................


(click here)>>>>CARL SPACKLER'S REVENGE!!!

As promised......................................................

Tick, tick, tick, tick............................................................................
......

Ok so this was one of the most unexpected, unruly, and downright toughest hardest hitting bomb that I have witnessed so far with CP. Khris (Swifty) has hit me harder than one can imagine. All of my teeth fell out as well as my jaw has broken off (like in Saw II) and when I opened the package my legs got a little queasy and I passed out for three hours.

There are 6 B&Ms within a 20 miles radius of my home and all of them died a little inside today just knowing that not one...not a one of the sticks I received from Khris today are ones that you find anywhere at any B&M or on any website. I have only seen and read things about these sticks. This was a very over the top and awesome surprise and I am eternally grateful.

I will add at this time that Swifty is a true BOTL and I would like to publicly proclaim before my friends on CP that this newbie can not hang with the FOGs and I don't have anywhere near the arsenal I thought I did. I have been humbled.

Thanks again Khris! :blush:

I am humbled by your appreciation :blush: . Although I hardly consider myself much of a FOG, I have greatly enjoyed serving for the first time on the side of the FOGS against such worthy opponents.

Salute.

You deserve it brother.

 

[lherzolite]

CARL SPACKLER'S REVENGE!!!

But, but didn't the gopher survive... unscathed?

 

[Satchmo]

I didn't take sides, but someone choose for me. This things ain't over, it is just starting

You want bombs. I sent out a nice 6er. One of which I slept with stuffed in my banana hammock all night. Talk about Russian roulette, let's see if you have the will power to let them sit, or you are willing to risk smoking one or two :thumbs:

 

[Carbonless]

I didn't take sides, but someone choose for me. This things ain't over, it is just starting

You want bombs. I sent out a nice 6er. One of which I slept with stuffed in my banana hammock all night. Talk about Russian roulette, let's see if you have the will power to let them sit, or you are willing to risk smoking one or two :thumbs:

....wrong..... :0

 

[pembroke3355]

I didn't take sides, but someone choose for me. This things ain't over, it is just starting

You want bombs. I sent out a nice 6er. One of which I slept with stuffed in my banana hammock all night. Talk about Russian roulette, let's see if you have the will power to let them sit, or you are willing to risk smoking one or two :thumbs:

That is just plain wrong. :laugh:

 

[Satchmo]

P.S. I always do 3 sets of lunges before bed to help me sleep..... ???