NEWBIE WAR 2009!

[souldog]

You can launch all the missles, and drop all the bombs you want. But nothing, and I mean NOTHING, beats hand to hand combat where you push the other guy away and he realizes he has a hand grenade shoved down his pants.

As awesomely cool and badass as that sounded Jim, I still can't shake the feeling that you'd enjoy putting your hands down another man's pants to...*ahem*..."shove a grenade" in there...


You sick motha. :angry:

 

[pembroke3355]

OK, COOKIE_1978, another FOG is going to have to pay for your attack on me!!! dc# 0308 0730 0001 0408 6347

Clearly you underestimate the level of my insanity: Linky

That is the fighting spirit. :thumbs:

 

[HenrysCigar]

Target Acquired. Ready for launch....

1Z33E0W90355130265 :0

Totally over the top Israel... Can't thank you enough friend. Sent me some ridiculous sticks and even some nice reading material.
What goes around comes around Israel.... BE CAREFUL FRIEND and have a great weekend.

 

[Swissy]

You can launch all the missles, and drop all the bombs you want. But nothing, and I mean NOTHING, beats hand to hand combat where you push the other guy away and he realizes he has a hand grenade shoved down his pants.

As awesomely cool and badass as that sounded Jim, I still can't shake the feeling that you'd enjoy putting your hands down another man's pants to...*ahem*..."shove a grenade" in there...


You sick motha. :angry:

well, he *IS* a medic. And all's fair in war and cigars... hurt 'em where it counts!
:laugh:
(sorry Adam...)

 

[Devil Doc]

These fuggin' newbs ain't got no class. Don couldn't take his beating like a man and live with his humiliation. What a pathetic display of ego and one oneupmanship. Thanks for the great cigars, though.

Doc.

 

[Robbmt]

My wife called me screaming and crying from the animal hospital. Apparently our griffon found some package on the doorstep and nosed a little too close. Some Newb in the land of Creole owes me big for causing such family distress by causing my wife this grief.

 

[Bu11dog]

Damn that was close!!!
You guys are crazy, two bombs in two days.

Thanks Bu11dog for the very nice bomb.

My skills need work but the bombing is getting better
All of you FOG's have helped make this one hell of a place to be!!! I love the no BS tolerance :thumbs:

 

[grateful1]

Agnes Lowzier: Are the Newbies there?

Philip Marlowe: Yeah, yeah, they're here.

Agnes Lowzier: Put 'em on, will you?

Philip Marlowe: They can't talk to you.

Agnes Lowzier: Why?

Philip Marlowe: Because they're dead.

 

[LockOut]

You can launch all the missles, and drop all the bombs you want. But nothing, and I mean NOTHING, beats hand to hand combat where you push the other guy away and he realizes he has a hand grenade shoved down his pants.

As awesomely cool and badass as that sounded Jim, I still can't shake the feeling that you'd enjoy putting your hands down another man's pants to...*ahem*..."shove a grenade" in there...


You sick motha. :angry:

well, he *IS* a medic. And all's fair in war and cigars... hurt 'em where it counts!
:laugh:
(sorry Adam...)

Well I am assuming this was part of the war and not just random violence. So when i first joined CP I try and do something nice for a guy. Fellow firefighter, seemed like a good guy, etc. figure all has been forgotten. So I come home. and I see this.

Have my fun and put it out. And i see the cause. Another firefighter set this blaze.

Swissy just blew me away with a very nice package. It included some very fine cigars, even taking out some (edit see half) of my wish list, as well a bunch of other firefighter goodies. Deffinetley made my day.


Just be aware. This means war.

 

[pembroke3355]

These fuggin' newbs ain't got no class. Don couldn't take his beating like a man and live with his humiliation. What a pathetic display of ego and one oneupmanship. Thanks for the great cigars, though.

Doc.

Doc,

Still licking my wounds from your assault. Sorry had to return fire. Enjoy you are more than deserving of everything you get. :thumbs:

 

[cookie_1978]

OK, COOKIE_1978, another FOG is going to have to pay for your attack on me!!! dc# 0308 0730 0001 0408 6347

Clearly you underestimate the level of my insanity: Linky

Freaking Lawyers - Devil post count to boot. :sign:

 

[ggiese]

...and I can't wait to see the full fury of Melly's attack!!! :whistling:

Like I said before all this got started... Melly's bark is WAAAAY worse than her bite. She couldn't harm a housefly... :sign:

Now, now... I'm sure she's plotting SOMETHING very special for someone... Someday... Oh, yeah - it's gonna be big... I'm pretty doggone sure!!! Well - almost sure... Kinda... ???

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Oh lord, she's been "barking" that long!?!? Damn Melly, you do like talkin'!! :laugh:

Which side is Melly on? The FOG's? The Newbs??? ???

C'mon! Someone toss Melly a helmet and a flak vest! She's going to spring to action now!!!

All I know is fur's going to be flying now that you got her all riled up!!!

 

[souldog]

Which side is Melly on? The FOG's? The Newbs??? ???

C'mon! Someone toss Melly a helmet and a flak vest! She's going to spring to action now!!!

All I know is fur's going to be flying now that you got her all riled up!!!

HAHA! Yeah, I'm SURE George. That chick's been "barking" since Jonesy's skirmish. That'll be the day she makes good on her threat! :laugh:

 

[mmburtch]

FRICKIN' CAJUN!!!!!

Rich apparently felt I need a little more spice in my life. He sent me some hot stuff to burn out my taste buds, which would be a shame given the very tasty selection of sticks in the box.

A couple of my favs, some of my go-tos and some really nice looking goodies to go with them.

Thanks Rich, much appreciated. As usual though, you have only endangered the life of some poor defenseless non-combatant.

 

[cajunblaze]

My wife called me screaming and crying from the animal hospital. Apparently our griffon found some package on the doorstep and nosed a little too close. Some Newb in the land of Creole owes me big for causing such family distress by causing my wife this grief.

Well deserved my friend. Thank you for sharing you're knowledge with us and making this a friendly home.
But still watch you're back it isn't over yet!!!

FRICKIN' CAJUN!!!!!

Rich apparently felt I need a little more spice in my life. He sent me some hot stuff to burn out my taste buds, which would be a shame given the very tasty selection of sticks in the box.

A couple of my favs, some of my go-tos and some really nice looking goodies to go with them.

Thanks Rich, much appreciated. As usual though, you have only endangered the life of some poor defenseless non-combatant.

Matt, same goes for you, thanks for sharing and it was a pleasure to put those things together for you and Robert. Just don't feel to safe yet!

Rich

 

[Swissy]

You can launch all the missles, and drop all the bombs you want. But nothing, and I mean NOTHING, beats hand to hand combat where you push the other guy away and he realizes he has a hand grenade shoved down his pants.

As awesomely cool and badass as that sounded Jim, I still can't shake the feeling that you'd enjoy putting your hands down another man's pants to...*ahem*..."shove a grenade" in there...


You sick motha. :angry:

well, he *IS* a medic. And all's fair in war and cigars... hurt 'em where it counts!
:laugh:
(sorry Adam...)

Well I am assuming this was part of the war and not just random violence. So when i first joined CP I try and do something nice for a guy. Fellow firefighter, seemed like a good guy, etc. figure all has been forgotten. So I come home. and I see this.

Have my fun and put it out. And i see the cause. Another firefighter set this blaze.

Swissy just blew me away with a very nice package. It included some very fine cigars, even taking out some (edit see half) of my wish list, as well a bunch of other firefighter goodies. Deffinetley made my day.


Just be aware. This means war.

hehehe that's three!

(and never assume some nice act has been forgotten... ever!)

 

[Not A Nice Person]

Y'know . . . I really liked my house, too. Shoot, only just bought it last summer. Dang. ???

That bfreebern guy, he's got some game, alright. Even knowing it was coming, I didn't expect THAT.

Great hit, brother. You must die now, of course. But still, nicely done.

~Boar

 

[lherzolite]

FOG walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Aint no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, Im gonna get you too
Another FOG bites the dust

0308 2690 0000 1751 4323

 

[pembroke3355]

FOG walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Aint no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, Im gonna get you too
Another FOG bites the dust

0308 2690 0000 1751 4323

I have AVB addy. You can send the Residual check to him directly. :laugh:

 

[SweetMelissa]

Which side is Melly on? The FOG's? The Newbs??? ???

C'mon! Someone toss Melly a helmet and a flak vest! She's going to spring to action now!!!

All I know is fur's going to be flying now that you got her all riled up!!!

HAHA! Yeah, I'm SURE George. That chick's been "barking" since Jonesy's skirmish. That'll be the day she makes good on her threat! :laugh:

Would you two asshats stop making out in the broom closet and STFU?!? Just because I am not like you lil soul pup and feel that every move I make on this site needs to be public so that you get your little kudos
from folks does not mean that I do not act. Remember that sometimes you should walk a little softer when you are carrying around your "big" stick. Now, that being said, have a nice weekend, I know I intend to.

0308 2690 0001 5689 8827

Melly