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NEWBIE WAR 2009!

Weapons away. Doors closed. Master Arm: SAFE. No evidence of FOG awareness on ingress or flyover. WSV to confirm BDA/Target status. RTB for debrief.


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Gonz, looks like you are making a lot of newbie enemies.... Not sure we can let this stand... :whistling: :0
 
I want to tell Mr. Samuel, both of you :blush: That you do not know how much I appreciate what you sent me. Kinda boosted me outta my funk as of late...Sincerely, the sticks were many of my VERY FAVORITES!

Thanks again fellas :)

Melly :)


Allright - this is absolutely hilarious!!! Newbs are such newbs that they're hitting newbs!!! :laugh:


...and I can't wait to see the full fury of Melly's attack!!! :whistling:
 
There is a special FOG who is trying to stay under the radar. But there is no hiding I know your there. No one is safe. :whistling:

FIRE
 
...and I can't wait to see the full fury of Melly's attack!!! :whistling:
Like I said before all this got started... Melly's bark is WAAAAY worse than her bite. She couldn't harm a housefly... :sign:
 
...and I can't wait to see the full fury of Melly's attack!!! :whistling:
Like I said before all this got started... Melly's bark is WAAAAY worse than her bite. She couldn't harm a housefly... :sign:

Now, now... I'm sure she's plotting SOMETHING very special for someone... Someday... Oh, yeah - it's gonna be big... I'm pretty doggone sure!!! Well - almost sure... Kinda... ???


Oh - never mind!!! :blush:
 
If you try standing up to Melly, there are some of us who are willing to back her up.
 
I just got hit fairly hard with a very, very nice assortment of cigars... from a "Dylan Samuels"... someone wanna out the bastard for me? He tried to blame it on his son Dylan... but I know this is just not so.

That, or, his son has extremely refined tastes.
 
I want to tell Mr. Samuel, both of you :blush: That you do not know how much I appreciate what you sent me. Kinda boosted me outta my funk as of late...Sincerely, the sticks were many of my VERY FAVORITES!

Thanks again fellas :)

Melly :)


Its our pleasure! My son packed it for you!

AHA. It was you.
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I want to tell Mr. Samuel, both of you :blush: That you do not know how much I appreciate what you sent me. Kinda boosted me outta my funk as of late...Sincerely, the sticks were many of my VERY FAVORITES!

Thanks again fellas :)

Melly :)


Its our pleasure! My son packed it for you!

AHA. It was you.
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It's Dylans fault. He likes all the cigars with the nice bands!! Lol.
Thanks for everything Moki! I know you will enjoy them.
 
So.... I get a call from Swissy to join him for a cigar today down at the local "lounge." Little did i know that he was waiting with a HAND GRENADE bomb for this unsuspecting newb.... Not very nice my friend ;) This beautiful pack of sticks that was WAY more than I deserve. Damn FOG's.... The gloves are coming off. :whistling: :love:
 
How the heck did I get caught in the crossfire of this!? Who is the sneaky one!? Can anyone match this handwriting to the culprit? This is the only evidence I have. I guess I will have to meet your demand that you stated in your note accompanying the attack...PIF!

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How the heck did I get caught in the crossfire of this!? Who is the sneaky one!? Can anyone match this handwriting to the culprit? This is the only evidence I have. I guess I will have to meet your demand that you stated in your note accompanying the attack...PIF!

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I know that "PIF" guy - he's EXTREMELY generous!!! :thumbs:
 
...and I can't wait to see the full fury of Melly's attack!!! :whistling:
Like I said before all this got started... Melly's bark is WAAAAY worse than her bite. She couldn't harm a housefly... :sign:

Now, now... I'm sure she's plotting SOMETHING very special for someone... Someday... Oh, yeah - it's gonna be big... I'm pretty doggone sure!!! Well - almost sure... Kinda... ???

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Oh lord, she's been "barking" that long!?!? Damn Melly, you do like talkin'!! :laugh:
 
OK, COOKIE_1978, another FOG is going to have to pay for your attack on me!!! dc# 0308 0730 0001 0408 6347

Clearly you underestimate the level of my insanity: Linky
 
So.... I get a call from Swissy to join him for a cigar today down at the local "lounge." Little did i know that he was waiting with a HAND GRENADE bomb for this unsuspecting newb.... Not very nice my friend ;) This beautiful pack of sticks that was WAY more than I deserve. Damn FOG's.... The gloves are coming off. :whistling: :love:

Ahhhhh warfare. You can launch all the missles, and drop all the bombs you want. But nothing, and I mean NOTHING, beats hand to hand combat where you push the other guy away and he realizes he has a hand grenade shoved down his pants.

BOOM!!

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