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[insight]

This simple video will answer all of your questions.
Turn your speakers WAY up.

Don't think you got me with your tasteless video. I knew you were a jackass when i saw the post. Despite the fact, my curiousty led me to see what kind of crap you could come up with. I turned the video off after a couple seconds, still, that was enough for me to see what a mockery it was. I'm sure you don't believe in hell. Don't worry, you will. Smoke up buddy, you'll get there faster. Its a shame you didnt start earlier... i might not have been putting up with you right now. I believe in something, whereas you stand for nothing. I guess you don't need God if you study psych, which means nothing BTW. Heck, any fool could study nuclear physics if he wanted... doesn't mean he can turn it into something useful. But I'm sure you've got it all figured out. Of course there are countless religions that I regard as total bull. Nonetheless, I would never mock them. That video is one of the most disrecpectful things I've ever seen. You disgust me and are a disgrace humankind. Forget about being kind and swerving for bunnies. You're not kind, you just lack power. You're the geek that runs away from confrontation and gets off to seemingly outsmarting people with your quick remarks and witty comebacks. You would never stand up for yourself or a better cause if the time came; lucky for you, you have a computer screen to hide behind so you can say whatever you want. People like you sure do make online forums suck sometimes. Its a good place for you to come so you can get someone to listen to whatever stupidity you can type up.

Goodbye

 

[tsmckenney]

Yep. Later. Try reading some forum rules as well. Religion is an excellent topic for discussion, but unfortunately has little to do with the maduros, ligeros, robustos and fine looking bitches that embody the wonder of CigarPass.

Besides, don't you have some suburbian doors you should be knocking on. GFY.


Add: No offense to our wonderful SOTL.

 

[Gator]

Aw man, thought this was gonna get really good. So banger, you believe that Binny actually heals people? Are you one of those folks flopping on the floor? Do you have posters of Jim Baker above your bed?

 

[preembargo]

Cigarbanger, I'm glad that you have an obviously deep belief , I do as well. It is my conviction that Christ would not have attacked smokelaw1 for his post in the way that you did. His post was not an attack on God or those who worship Him. For obvious reasons, the discussion of religion is prohibted by the rules of this forum, however you can always be an example of your beliefs without outright discussion of specific topics. The example you have demonstrated has rendered your witness here virtually ineffective.

Just something to meditate on.


And I have to say regarding Benny Hinn. He was a client for a CPA firm a close friend of mine works for. This firm handles some the most well known ministers and evangelists in the country. The firm felt it was in their best interest to drop Mr Hinn.

 

[beaucredo]

Dude. I mean DUDE. Chill out. I never claimed to outsmart anyone. As a matter of fact, though I consider myself not UNintellignet, I take some relaxing joy in playing a jester-like fool sometimes, and making my fellow brothers here laugh. I enjoy it. I work in a proffession that demands that I be very serious almost all of the time. When I have the chance to cut loose a bit during the day (which can only happen on-line...unlike you, I don't have the chance to leave the trailer inthe afternoon to go to the package store for a half liter of wild turkey and a Barely Legal). If a little bit of fun happens to get poked at a new guy (happened to all of us, BTW) in the process, so be it. I you were offended by that video, you need to grow a thicker skin. I am a believer in God, and though I can not pretend to know His mind, have to believe that He would not be nearly as wrathful as you have seen fit to be.

Anyone who knows me (really knows me, as I have met a fair number of these guys IRL) knows that I would say any of this if not behind a computer screen. They also know the wrongheadedness of your post. You don't bother me, you don't really matter much to me...I just wanted to point some of these things out.

Your post was over the top, and you owe me, and more importantly the forum, an apology. Newb meltdowns are fun, though. Keep it up.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Meltdown? No, i could care less about newbie hazing. The video says a lot more than that. I'm a member of a couple diff. forums and i understand how that works. You don't have to pretend to know God's mind. Read the Bible. If you had, you would know the wrath of God is much worse than I could ever do. I see now that you're a lawyer, which explains your pompous attitude. I DO appreciate any positive feedback from anyone who can be helpful. My thanks to those that helped. I realize that even some Christians think Benny Hinn is out there. Sitll, you shouldn't ridicule something you don't understand. Read Matthew 12:32

if you are a member of a bunch of forums, why did you need me to waste my time telling you what to do to find the answers. If you belonged to ANY other Cigar forum, you would know where to buy NC Cigars.

As for the rest of your meltdown...you are flaming an upstanding member of this community, who just happened to throw a little fun into this thread. IMO you owe him an apology.

 

[tsmckenney]

Do you have posters of Jim Baker above your bed?

Awwwww man. That was just the laugh I needed after a day of hanging gutters.

 

[AVB]

Probably Jim Jones.

Do you have posters of Jim Baker above your bed?

Awwwww man. That was just the laugh I needed after a day of hanging gutters.

 

[MX]

Top 25 Cigar reviews

Try here. Go to review DB and search your little heart away

Tim

I highly recommend that you DO NOT go to "top 25 cigar" because it's an asshat site run by a complete piece of $hit.

I thought the post count on this topic was just the B/SOTL being helpful again. Had no Idea this was going on.

As for Top 25, I know nothing about who runs the site. And, I agree that the reviews on CP are far better than any I have found at 25. But, the design of Top25 makes it a lot easier for me to locate a cigar and get the info I am looking for. This is usually the tobacco used in construction, and the size shape and name of the different cigars belonging to a brand.

Have a good one
Tim

 

[moki]

I am in no way a cigar aficionado and am new to this forum. I know this topic has probably been gone over plenty of times already but i could not find specific results when i searched for it.

So...I need to know what are the best US and dominican cigars. I assume that dominican is next best to cuban, so if im wrong about that, let me know.

I need your Top 10 lists for US and Dominican cigars. Also, please comment on price and what is the best cigar for the money. And what cigars are readily available.

I've heard that Thai food is the best, next to Italian food. I need to know what Thai food I should order, can you give me a list of your top 10 Thai dishes that I'll like?

 

[anvil]

I am in no way a cigar aficionado and am new to this forum. I know this topic has probably been gone over plenty of times already but i could not find specific results when i searched for it.

So...I need to know what are the best US and dominican cigars. I assume that dominican is next best to cuban, so if im wrong about that, let me know.

I need your Top 10 lists for US and Dominican cigars. Also, please comment on price and what is the best cigar for the money. And what cigars are readily available.

I've heard that Thai food is the best, next to Italian food. I need to know what Thai food I should order, can you give me a list of your top 10 Thai dishes that I'll like?

Tom Yum.
Buffalo Dung Beetles.
Pad Thai.
Sweet/Sour Scorpions.
Fluffy Pork Snack.
Durian Fruit Paste.(you will like this one Moki it is concentrated.)
Mini Black Eggs.
Spicy Giant Bug Paste.
Exotic Green Curry with Crocodile.
And Fried Rice.

Hope this helps mate :whistling: .

 

[insight]

It is tricky to find good durian in the states...

 

[Mark Twain]

Cigarbanger,

I see you’re a man of faith and as you point out, Smokelaw1 is obviously a vicious atheist who will stop at nothing until he kills God. Allow me to interrupt some of Smokelaw1’s statements for you.

unkind? UNKIND? Hell, I slow down in school zones,

He slows down to take better aim at children.

swerve for bunny rabbits,

Yeah, swerves to hit them.

practice random acts and shit,

Random acts of violence.

don't smoke in hospitals,

Not a lot of time to smoke when you’re busy burning the place down.

and hardly ever make employees cry.

This is because he runs a sweat shop where his employees work 17 hours a day and they’re so dehydrated that they have no tears.

I'm all kindness and light, man.

By light, he means radiation.

If I was any kinder, I'd be a Tompkins county hydroponic cross breed of white widow, G-13 and bubbleberry.

I’m not even gonna touch that one, but I think it’s gay.

Dude. I mean DUDE. Chill out. I never claimed to outsmart anyone. As a matter of fact, though I consider myself not UNintellignet, I take some relaxing joy in playing a jester-like fool sometimes, and making my fellow brothers here laugh.

Translation: I am the antichrist and I fool everyone with laughter.

I enjoy it. I work in a proffession that demands that I be very serious almost all of the time.

This means that he enjoys causing pain and suffering. . .almost all the time.

When I have the chance to cut loose a bit during the day (which can only happen on-line...unlike you, I don't have the chance to leave the trailer inthe afternoon to go to the package store for a half liter of wild turkey and a Barely Legal).

Translation: I’ve been using my evil powers to watch you when you’re with sister. Start using different positions because you’re starting to bore me.

If a little bit of fun happens to get poked at a new guy (happened to all of us, BTW) in the process, so be it.

If you stick around here you will be used like the Gimp in Pulp Fiction.

If you were offended by that video, you need to grow a thicker skin.

Just not too thick for him to sink his fangs into you and suck out your blood.

I am a believer in God,

You should be, you sacrificed a newb to him last month.

and though I can not pretend to know His mind, have to believe that He would not be nearly as wrathful as you have seen fit to be.

This means that he’s in his New Testament phase, you better thank your ass and pray that he doesn’t go all Old Testament on you and show you what a combination of boils and leprosy can do to your balls.

Anyone who knows me (really knows me, as I have met a fair number of these guys IRL) knows that I would say any of this if not behind a computer screen.

Theoretically, he’s grown so powerful that he can actually enter into the Internet and maybe behind your computer screen at this very moment looking at you as you beat yourself silly while you wait for the rapture.

They also know the wrongheadedness of your post. You don't bother me, you don't really matter much to me...I just wanted to point some of these things out.

He owns you now. Your flesh belongs to him. He’s going to put his evil inside you.

Your post was over the top, and you owe me, and more importantly the forum, an apology. Newb meltdowns are fun, though. Keep it up.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

 

[Mark Twain]

Don't think you got me with your tasteless video. I knew you were a jackass when i saw the post. Despite the fact, my curiousty led me to see what kind of crap you could come up with. I turned the video off after a couple seconds, still, that was enough for me to see what a mockery it was. I'm sure you don't believe in hell. Don't worry, you will. Smoke up buddy, you'll get there faster. Its a shame you didnt start earlier... i might not have been putting up with you right now. I believe in something, whereas you stand for nothing. I guess you don't need God if you study psych, which means nothing BTW. Heck, any fool could study nuclear physics if he wanted... doesn't mean he can turn it into something useful. But I'm sure you've got it all figured out. Of course there are countless religions that I regard as total bull. Nonetheless, I would never mock them. That video is one of the most disrecpectful things I've ever seen. You disgust me and are a disgrace humankind. Forget about being kind and swerving for bunnies. You're not kind, you just lack power. You're the geek that runs away from confrontation and gets off to seemingly outsmarting people with your quick remarks and witty comebacks. You would never stand up for yourself or a better cause if the time came; lucky for you, you have a computer screen to hide behind so you can say whatever you want. People like you sure do make online forums suck sometimes. Its a good place for you to come so you can get someone to listen to whatever stupidity you can type up.

I get chills when a fundamentalist says something like that. It really shows just how far gone you are. I’m amazed how you can wish for someone’s death and then allow your own vanity to present itself a sentence later by stating that you believe in something while the person you just wished would die did nothing but post a video clip of a fraud performing his little theater act in order to get people’s money. I guess since you believe in someone the other person’s life means nothing at all.

 

[anvil]

Don't think you got me with your tasteless video. I knew you were a jackass when i saw the post. Despite the fact, my curiousty led me to see what kind of crap you could come up with. I turned the video off after a couple seconds, still, that was enough for me to see what a mockery it was. I'm sure you don't believe in hell. Don't worry, you will. Smoke up buddy, you'll get there faster. Its a shame you didnt start earlier... i might not have been putting up with you right now. I believe in something, whereas you stand for nothing. I guess you don't need God if you study psych, which means nothing BTW. Heck, any fool could study nuclear physics if he wanted... doesn't mean he can turn it into something useful. But I'm sure you've got it all figured out. Of course there are countless religions that I regard as total bull. Nonetheless, I would never mock them. That video is one of the most disrecpectful things I've ever seen. You disgust me and are a disgrace humankind. Forget about being kind and swerving for bunnies. You're not kind, you just lack power. You're the geek that runs away from confrontation and gets off to seemingly outsmarting people with your quick remarks and witty comebacks. You would never stand up for yourself or a better cause if the time came; lucky for you, you have a computer screen to hide behind so you can say whatever you want. People like you sure do make online forums suck sometimes. Its a good place for you to come so you can get someone to listen to whatever stupidity you can type up.

I get chills when a fundamentalist says something like that. It really shows just how far gone you are. I’m amazed how you can wish for someone’s death and then allow your own vanity to present itself a sentence later by stating that you believe in something while the person you just wished would die did nothing but post a video clip of a fraud performing his little theater act in order to get people’s money. I guess since you believe in someone the other person’s life means nothing at all.

I agree with you.
How can you wish hurt on another living thing while talking of religion.

 

[moki]

Don't think you got me with your tasteless video. I knew you were a jackass when i saw the post. Despite the fact, my curiousty led me to see what kind of crap you could come up with. I turned the video off after a couple seconds, still, that was enough for me to see what a mockery it was. I'm sure you don't believe in hell. Don't worry, you will. Smoke up buddy, you'll get there faster. Its a shame you didnt start earlier... i might not have been putting up with you right now. I believe in something, whereas you stand for nothing. I guess you don't need God if you study psych, which means nothing BTW. Heck, any fool could study nuclear physics if he wanted... doesn't mean he can turn it into something useful. But I'm sure you've got it all figured out. Of course there are countless religions that I regard as total bull. Nonetheless, I would never mock them. That video is one of the most disrecpectful things I've ever seen. You disgust me and are a disgrace humankind. Forget about being kind and swerving for bunnies. You're not kind, you just lack power. You're the geek that runs away from confrontation and gets off to seemingly outsmarting people with your quick remarks and witty comebacks. You would never stand up for yourself or a better cause if the time came; lucky for you, you have a computer screen to hide behind so you can say whatever you want. People like you sure do make online forums suck sometimes. Its a good place for you to come so you can get someone to listen to whatever stupidity you can type up.

Actually, cigarbanger, the only thing disrespectful to religion here is the charlatan depicted in the video, who makes a mockery of religion by turning it into little more than a PT Barnum side show act. If you think he's deserving of respect, I feel sorry for you.

That you're offended by anyone mocking this comically heretical buffoon forces me to consider you to be intellectually incurious at best, and quite possibly suffering from the remnants of altar boy molestation.

 

[Jonesy]

That you're offended by anyone mocking this comically heretical buffoon forces me to consider you to be intellectually incurious at best, and quite possibly suffering from the remnants of altar boy molestation.

Now that's fuggin funny right there.... :laugh:

 

[Jonesy]

I am in no way a cigar aficionado and am new to this forum. I know this topic has probably been gone over plenty of times already but i could not find specific results when i searched for it.

So...I need to know what are the best US and dominican cigars. I assume that dominican is next best to cuban, so if im wrong about that, let me know.

I need your Top 10 lists for US and Dominican cigars. Also, please comment on price and what is the best cigar for the money. And what cigars are readily available.

Do you ever order from online websites? If so, which sites have good reputations?

thanks!

I'm a member of a couple diff. forums and i understand how that works.

Well hell Chippy, if you're a member of several different forums, why come in here asking kindergarden questions. Seems like you'd know the difference between cigars, where to find them, and how much they cost.


I'm a newbie too, but at least I realize how to act in somebody else's house. You take something YOU think is offensive and start flaming somebody you don't even know over a topic you shouldn't even be discussing. Guess you need to send a little money to Mr. Hinn and ask for some forgiveness around here......no, wait........you're not gonna make it that long. :sign: :sign: :sign:

 

[grateful1]

:laugh:

 

[Mark Twain]

Cigarbanger,

I see you’re a man of faith and as you point out, Smokelaw1 is obviously a vicious atheist who will stop at nothing until he kills God. Allow me to interpret some of Smokelaw1’s statements for you.

unkind? UNKIND? Hell, I slow down in school zones,

He slows down to take better aim at children.

swerve for bunny rabbits,

Yeah, swerves to hit them.

practice random acts and shit,

Random acts of violence.

don't smoke in hospitals,

Not a lot of time to smoke when you’re busy burning the place down.

and hardly ever make employees cry.

This is because he runs a sweat shop where his employees work 17 hours a day and they’re so dehydrated that they have no tears.

I'm all kindness and light, man.

By light, he means radiation.

If I was any kinder, I'd be a Tompkins county hydroponic cross breed of white widow, G-13 and bubbleberry.

I’m not even gonna touch that one, but I think it’s gay.

Dude. I mean DUDE. Chill out. I never claimed to outsmart anyone. As a matter of fact, though I consider myself not UNintellignet, I take some relaxing joy in playing a jester-like fool sometimes, and making my fellow brothers here laugh.

Translation: I am the antichrist and I fool everyone with laughter.

I enjoy it. I work in a proffession that demands that I be very serious almost all of the time.

This means that he enjoys causing pain and suffering. . .almost all the time.

When I have the chance to cut loose a bit during the day (which can only happen on-line...unlike you, I don't have the chance to leave the trailer inthe afternoon to go to the package store for a half liter of wild turkey and a Barely Legal).

Translation: I’ve been using my evil powers to watch you when you’re with your sister. Start using different positions because you’re starting to bore me.

If a little bit of fun happens to get poked at a new guy (happened to all of us, BTW) in the process, so be it.

If you stick around here you will be used like the Gimp in Pulp Fiction.

If you were offended by that video, you need to grow a thicker skin.

Just not too thick for him to sink his fangs into you and suck out your blood.

I am a believer in God,

You should be, you sacrificed a newb to him last month.

and though I can not pretend to know His mind, have to believe that He would not be nearly as wrathful as you have seen fit to be.

This means that he’s in his New Testament phase, you better thank your ass and pray that he doesn’t go all Old Testament on you and show you what a combination of boils and leprosy can do to your balls.

Anyone who knows me (really knows me, as I have met a fair number of these guys IRL) knows that I would say any of this if not behind a computer screen.

Theoretically, he’s grown so powerful that he can actually enter into the Internet and maybe behind your computer screen at this very moment looking at you as you beat yourself silly while you wait for the rapture.

They also know the wrongheadedness of your post. You don't bother me, you don't really matter much to me...I just wanted to point some of these things out.

He owns you now. Your flesh belongs to him. He’s going to put his evil inside you.

Your post was over the top, and you owe me, and more importantly the forum, an apology. Newb meltdowns are fun, though. Keep it up.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Now with slightly better grammar. :blush:

 

[AVB]

He was reading this last night.