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[PTownshend]

I know what this guy believes in, whereas none of you fools know what the heck you're talking about. You see him praying for people on tv and it all looks like a scam to you. But have you ever delved deeper to find out what he stands for? probably not. Most of you will be sorry for this as you are burning in hell. I seriously doubt that Benny will be there with you though. I won't be back to this forum seeing as most of you are close-minded asssholes. Toodles bit-ches!

Wow, how profound. Here in hell, at least my cigar will stay lit! As for your flame out, junior, looks like your in hell already.

A little more ecclesiastic whiteout for you, good sir. You're a God loving individual? AS IF!!
Dirwood

 

[Mr_Wolf]

I know what this guy believes in, whereas none of you fools know what the heck you're talking about. You see him praying for people on tv and it all looks like a scam to you. But have you ever delved deeper to find out what he stands for? probably not. Most of you will be sorry for this as you are burning in hell. I seriously doubt that Benny will be there with you though. I won't be back to this forum seeing as most of you are close-minded asssholes. Toodles bit-ches!

But yet you think you're going to heaven by calling us assholes and bitches? BTW, it's asshole, not asssholes.

If you're going to call someone a name, please learn to spell correctly.

Thank you.

 

[AVB]

How would Subliminal Man read this?

I know what this guy believes in (money), whereas none of you fools (people smarter than me) know what the heck you're talking about. You see him praying (ripping off) for people on tv and it all looks like a scam to you. But have you ever delved deeper to find out what he stands for (greed)? probably not. Most of you will be sorry (lucky)for this as you are burning in hell (LYAO). I seriously doubt that Benny (gives a F***) will be there with you though. I won't be back to this forum (I can't handle the truth) seeing as most of you are close-minded asssholes (who know how to spell asshole). Toodles bit-ches!

 

[Marcos]

How would Subliminal Man read this?

I know what this guy believes in (money), whereas none of you fools (people smarter than me) know what the heck you're talking about. You see him praying (ripping off) for people on tv and it all looks like a scam to you. But have you ever delved deeper to find out what he stands for (greed)? probably not. Most of you will be sorry (lucky)for this as you are burning in hell (LYAO). I seriously doubt that Benny (gives a F***) will be there with you though. I won't be back to this forum (I can't handle the truth) seeing as most of you are close-minded asssholes (who know how to spell asshole). Toodles bit-ches!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Ginseng]

Funny and pathetic. :thumbs:

Mr. Banger has made The List.

Wilkey

 

[insight]

Gee I wonder why I made this thread

Good call Wilkey, this one is classic.

 

[ggiese]

I know what this guy believes in, whereas none of you fools know what the heck you're talking about. You see him praying for people on tv and it all looks like a scam to you. But have you ever delved deeper to find out what he stands for? probably not. Most of you will be sorry for this as you are burning in hell. I seriously doubt that Benny will be there with you though. I won't be back to this forum seeing as most of you are close-minded asssholes. Toodles bit-ches!

Hmmm.... I think this post thoroughly defines "close-minded".

Now the "asshole" part is debatable because you've only had 4 posts....

 

[Ultima83]

I know what this guy believes in, whereas none of you fools know what the heck you're talking about. You see him praying for people on tv and it all looks like a scam to you. But have you ever delved deeper to find out what he stands for? probably not. Most of you will be sorry for this as you are burning in hell. I seriously doubt that Benny will be there with you though. I won't be back to this forum seeing as most of you are close-minded asssholes. Toodles bit-ches!

Don't let the door hit your holier than thou ass on the way out...

I laughed my ass off at this picture. I seriously almost ended up in the floor over how appropriate it was.

You sir, Mr. Cigarbanger, have been owned, pwnt, and however else I can think of to say that you just had your ass handed to you on a silver platter with whip cream and a cherry on top. Perhaps next time you will think twice before becoming so over the top with something. Beliefs or not, you gotta take a jab to the ribs as a joke every now and then. Brush it off and keep on rollin'. Life's too short to take so seriously at every bend in the road. Just my two cents.

Peace. :sign:

 

[Saxjazzman]

Phil Ochs wrote a song that for some reason reminds me of our little guest. Don't know why but since I'm a mad-dog atheistic US Marine killing machine it don't much matter now does it.

Oh, I'm just a typical American boy from a typical American town
I believe in God and Senator Dodd and a-keepin' old Castro down
And when it came my time to serve I knew "better dead than red"
But when I got to my old draft board, buddy, this is what I said:

CHORUS
Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse
I got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse
Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt
Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a-goin' to school
And I'm working in a DEE-fense plant

I've got a dislocated disc and a wracked up back
I'm allergic to flowers and bugs
And when the bombshell hits, I get epileptic fits
And I'm addicted to a thousand drugs
I got the weakness woes, I can't touch my toes
I can hardly reach my knees
And if the enemy came close to me
I'd probably start to sneeze

I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse
I got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse
Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt
Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a-goin' to school
And I'm working in a DEE-fense plant

Ooh, I hate Chou En Lai, and I hope he dies,
Onething you gotta see
That someone's gotta go over there
And that someone isn't me
So I wish you well, Sarge, give 'em Hell!
Kill me a thousand or so
And if you ever get a war without blood and gore
I'll be the first to go

Yes, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse
I got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse
Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt
Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a-goin' to school
And I'm working in a DEE-fense plant

Damm AVB, Phil Ochs!! I did not think anyone knew about him any more. He wrote some great songs. I guess a couple of us atheistic, heathen, old farts remember him. I do believe he died in NYC. A sad day when he gave up living. Thanks for the memories.

 

[Saxjazzman]

Blech. Garden variety troll.

Hardly original. Barely entertaining. Cigarbanger, I yawn in your general direction.

Wilkey

Damm, that is a cute baby!! :thumbs: (Your avitar)

 

[smokelaw1]

I didn't realize that this guy had come back at all. I gotta say I am a tad surprised. Most one-hit wonder trolls don't revisit the scene of their unoriginality. Perhaps he was seriously that deluded? I choose not to believe that. Then again, who knows what freaks and weirdos like me believe. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go find some Christian babies to sacrifice to Bahommetzlan while dancing naked with the town's virgins around a fire of burning books.

He's a tauma Sturgoun Baaaaaby.
He's handing out mad slaughter,
QUICK! Return him to the Water,
TRAUMA STURGEON!

Next week on Trauma Sturgeon, TS is taken captive by a faith-healer's evil minions. The only thing he has to facilitate his escape is his wits, charm, and the fires of hell.

 

[preembargo]

I didn't realize that this guy had come back at all. I gotta say I am a tad surprised. Most one-hit wonder trolls don't revisit the scene of their unoriginality. Perhaps he was seriously that deluded? I choose not to believe that. Then again, who knows what freaks and weirdos like me believe. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go find some Christian babies to sacrifice to Bahommetzlan while dancing naked with the town's virgins around a fire of burning books.

He's a tauma Sturgoun Baaaaaby.
He's handing out mad slaughter,
QUICK! Return him to the Water,
TRAUMA STURGEON!

Next week on Trauma Sturgeon, TS is taken captive by a faith-healer's evil minions. The only thing he has to facilitate his escape is his wits, charm, and the fires of hell.

Sorry bro, you're out of luck. I've been to your little burg and there are no virgins. :whistling:

 

[Wurm]

I didn't realize that this guy had come back at all. I gotta say I am a tad surprised. Most one-hit wonder trolls don't revisit the scene of their unoriginality. Perhaps he was seriously that deluded? I choose not to believe that. Then again, who knows what freaks and weirdos like me believe. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go find some Christian babies to sacrifice to Bahommetzlan while dancing naked with the town's virgins around a fire of burning books.

He's a tauma Sturgoun Baaaaaby.
He's handing out mad slaughter,
QUICK! Return him to the Water,
TRAUMA STURGEON!

Next week on Trauma Sturgeon, TS is taken captive by a faith-healer's evil minions. The only thing he has to facilitate his escape is his wits, charm, and the fires of hell.

You need to fix your sig Josh... :whistling:

 

[moki]

I know what this guy believes in, whereas none of you fools know what the heck you're talking about. You see him praying for people on tv and it all looks like a scam to you. But have you ever delved deeper to find out what he stands for? probably not. Most of you will be sorry for this as you are burning in hell. I seriously doubt that Benny will be there with you though. I won't be back to this forum seeing as most of you are close-minded asssholes. Toodles bit-ches!

I guess he couldn't bear to leave. cigarbanger aka barryman

 

[NullSmurf]

I know what this guy believes in, whereas none of you fools know what the heck you're talking about. You see him praying for people on tv and it all looks like a scam to you. But have you ever delved deeper to find out what he stands for? probably not. Most of you will be sorry for this as you are burning in hell. I seriously doubt that Benny will be there with you though. I won't be back to this forum seeing as most of you are close-minded asssholes. Toodles bit-ches!

I guess he couldn't bear to leave. cigarbanger aka barryman

Too bad. Now Rod has to ban him.

 

[Allofus123]

Don't ban him... school will be back in soon.

You know, I'm beginning to think some of you newbs are turning into FOGs quite nicely. Very nicely played.

 

[Gonz]

These newbie meltdowns are getting old, I got bored after page 2. If anything worthwhile happened on pages 3, 4 or 5 can someone just give me the cliff notes?