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My neighbor's not right in the head.

XxMerlinxX

XxMerlinxX

I am a leaf on the wind...
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He keeps mowing over the same friggin' patch of grass over and over again. I just sat down out on my front porch to review a WOAM and I've seen him cover the same square of grass 3 times in a row. Oh wait, now he's reversed course and is going in the opposite direction, but still over the SAME PATCH OF GRASS. This is ridiculous.
 
Sounds like he was trying to seduce his wife with his masculinity without doing the actual work. Hope it worked out fine, either that or Gonz gave him a visit with his new findings ;)
 
Uh ohhh..
lawnman.jpg
 
...perhaps the member here who found the ummm... ??? "hidden stash" ???


is your neighbor?? :whistling:




:sign:
 
One Sunday night last summer, I was on the back patio TRYING to enjoy a smoke and my back neighbor comes out about 9:00, just after sunset and mows his yard, trims his bushes, leaf blower, etc.. in the FREAKIN' dark. Did I mention it was Sunday night?!?!

Jeez I was frustrated!!

:angry:
 
WTF? He's now mowing my yard. My yard was just freshly cut yesterday morning. I don't even know what to say to the man.

Edit- AND HE'S USING A BAGLESS, JUST GREAT!
 
Is he wearing a tinfoil hat, by any chance?


Tell him you just sprayed a heavy insecticide, and he needs to immediately bathe in vinegar for 45 minutes to stop the trans-dermal absorption.
 
I truly don't know what to say here. He also ran over a large fire ant mound, which means I'll probably have lots of little mounds springing up everywhere. To clarify, we live in a neighborhood that's owned by a family. This guy is an ex-husband to one of those family members, so I'm sure he thinks he's doing me a favor, but really it's just rather annoying. Maybe I should go mow his yard.

Edit - And upon further inspection, he's mowed my entire backyard as well.
 
XxMerlinxX said:
I truly don't know what to say here. He also ran over a large fire ant mound, which means I'll probably have lots of little mounds springing up everywhere. To clarify, we live in a neighborhood that's owned by a family. This guy is an ex-husband to one of those family members, so I'm sure he thinks he's doing me a favor, but really it's just rather annoying. Maybe I should go mow his yard.

Edit - And upon further inspection, he's mowed my entire backyard as well.
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Grounds for a beat down in my book!!

If anyone were to touch my yard I would kill them. But I keep my yard in show quality year round so that's why I'm so passionate about it...
 
Your reaction to his mowing seems stranger to me than his mowing habits. If he were my neighbor, I'd mosey on over and say, "Hey, <insert name here>, what's going on"? If I didn't know his name, I'd introduce myself.
 
XxMerlinxX said:
I truly don't know what to say here. He also ran over a large fire ant mound, which means I'll probably have lots of little mounds springing up everywhere. To clarify, we live in a neighborhood that's owned by a family. This guy is an ex-husband to one of those family members, so I'm sure he thinks he's doing me a favor, but really it's just rather annoying. Maybe I should go mow his yard.

Edit - And upon further inspection, he's mowed my entire backyard as well.
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I'd give him a $20 and tell him he's welcome to mow my lawn anytime he likes!
 
I think he wants you to invite him for a smoke.
 
Definitely OCD. You'd be amazed by what it can do to some people who have it.
 
Man, some people pay a couple guys to come mow their lawns, and you are getting it for free! Maybe I am just lazy, but I would be damn happy to have that happen, hehe...
 
It's just weird, I don't really know the guy and we just mowed yesterday. Kind of makes me feel like yesterday was a huge waste of time.
 
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