Looking for a Smart Ash. Step right on up!

[Secret Santa]

HO! HO! HO! With a name like @Smart Ash you either know a lot about about burnt up remains, or you think you're clever and trying to avoid my naughty list. HO! HO! HO! Either way come sit on my lap and tell ol Santa more about ya. What ya into? What kind of cigars do you like? Any you hate? Hobbies? Wife? Kids? Pets? So spill it Smart Ass and give Santa the dirty details, so I can get drunk and show Mrs. Clause what's up on our rented furniture.

 

[CBoukal]

Take care of this guy Santa!!! Dirty furniture won't do!

 

[Smart Ash]

HO! HO! HO! With a name like @Smart Ash you either know a lot about about burnt up remains, or you think you're clever and trying to avoid my naughty list. HO! HO! HO! Either way come sit on my lap and tell ol Santa more about ya. What ya into? What kind of cigars do you like? Any you hate? Hobbies? Wife? Kids? Pets? So spill it Smart Ass and give Santa the dirty details, so I can get drunk and show Mrs. Clause what's up on our rented furniture.

Hi Santa!

Interests:
Cigars
Guns
Gambling
Miller Lite
Cooking and Eating Steak
Hot Women
Golf

No wife or kids that deserve anything from you. No pets, thank god…

No cigars I hate, but dislike super fat cigars, 56+ ring gauge and skinny cigars, below 46. Also don’t love them under 4” and longer than 6”.

I enjoy all types of cigar blends, but lately I’ve been enjoying boutique brands over the Padrons, Fuentes, etc. I also like Dunbarton, Crowned Heads, Tatuaje, and been looking at trying some Black Works Studio cigars. I’ve also been dabbling a little bit with CC’s.

Overall, I’m pretty simple, I would be thrilled receiving an all cigar gift.

Now, get your drink on and try not to damage the furniture!

 

[Secret Santa]

OH HO! HO! HO! I can work with this! I just may have to move you to the nice list after all! I'll get the elves to work some of their magic. Maybe I convince those bastards to mail it too and then I wont have to do shit! HAHAHA!!! Either way Mr Smart Ash Ass Man Santa will be nice this year and not send coal!

 

[Secret Santa]

Well Mr Ash, ol Santa has been on one hell of a bender. So I'm letting the trusty elves in blue to make this year's delivery.

Here's the a way to follow em.

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Merry Christmas!

 

[Smart Ash]

Well Mr Ash, ol Santa has been on one hell of a bender. So I'm letting the trusty elves in blue to make this year's delivery.

Here's the a way to follow em.

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Merry Christmas!

Hi Santa! I’ll be getting home on Monday. Been on a little vacation. There’s a nasty ice storm happening in Iowa right now; so hopefully no issues with usps.

 

[Pugman1943]

Smack him good Santa, he's so smart he might even figure it out.

 

[Smart Ash]

SANTA!!!

Holy smokes Batman, what an incredible gift! Thank you so much, and exactly what I asked for. This will likely be the only gift I receive this year, and I’m 100% more than content! Thanks again, Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!!!