Looking for a Smart Ash. Step right on up!

[Secret Santa]

HO! HO! HO! With a name like @Smart Ash you either know a lot about about burnt up remains, or you think you're clever and trying to avoid my naughty list. HO! HO! HO! Either way come sit on my lap and tell ol Santa more about ya. What ya into? What kind of cigars do you like? Any you hate? Hobbies? Wife? Kids? Pets? So spill it Smart Ass and give Santa the dirty details, so I can get drunk and show Mrs. Clause what's up on our rented furniture.

 

[CBoukal]

Take care of this guy Santa!!! Dirty furniture won't do!