Happy Thread

[smellysell]

Congrats, Pokey John!

 

[Johnny B]

Congrats, Pokey John!

Lol, Pokey John! I forgot about that! Great memory!

 

[Thoughts]

So I did a thing yesterday!
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I met Sarah when I was a freshman in high school. She was a sophomore. It truly was love at first sight. It took me 24 years to conjure the gumption to make a true attempt to ask her out. I honestly thought she'd shoot me down when I did. 6 months later; we're married, in the process of buying a house and I now have a son!

We chose Palouse Falls for the venue as it was where we had our first date.

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These pictures were taken from mom's phone. I'll post some pictures our photographer took when I get them.

God is good!

Congrats dude!!!

 

[kann]

That's awesome! Congratulations, my friend!

 

[cabaiguan juan]

I learned that I don’t like tofu tonight. So I got that going for me!

 

[cabaiguan juan]

I’m giving up alcohol for Lent. Been wanting to do that for years but this year is the year. I guess this belongs on this thread as I’m “happy” to do this, but ask me in another week.

 

[kann]

If the alcohol thing fails, you can always give up tofu for Lent...

 

[cabaiguan juan]

If the alcohol thing fails, you can always give up tofu for Lent...

True. I have that in my back pocket.

 

[cabaiguan juan]

Ok, I’m almost 14 hours in.

If the alcohol thing fails, you can always give up tofu for Lent...

So I’m almost 14 hours in, keeping !
Speaking of keeping , this got delivered today. It’s a knockoff but it is a good knockoff. It’s just as quiet and works just as well as my friends legit version and I could buy 3 of these things for his cost. Or 4 bottles of Whistle Pig Rye. Just kidding because I’m ! 40 days, here I come!

 

[jfields]

Ok, I’m almost 14 hours in.

So I’m almost 14 hours in, keeping !
Speaking of keeping , this got delivered today. It’s a knockoff but it is a good knockoff. It’s just as quiet and works just as well as my friends legit version and I could buy 3 of these things for his cost. Or 4 bottles of Whistle Pig Rye. Just kidding because I’m ! 40 days, here I come!View attachment 29873

Vibrator?

 

[Brickhouse]

Vibrator?

Vibrator seems too tame. That appears to be a vagina pulverizer.

 

[cabaiguan juan]

Vibrator seems too tame. That appears to be a vagina pulverizer.

Don’t worry, it’s just to get me through Lent. . This thing is a massage gun. It’s amazing. Those who know, know.

 

[kann]

Vibrator seems too tame. That appears to be a vagina pulverizer.

Or, in Jon's case, a prostate pummeler...?

 

[cabaiguan juan]

Or, in Jon's case, a prostate pummeler...?

Either way, someone is going to be happy.

 

[Johnny B]

Or, in Jon's case, a prostate pummeler...?

I'll try anything twice...

 

[Pugman1943]

Would someone please thell this old fart WHAT It is. So far all the mentioned are useless

 

[Johnny B]

Would someone please thell this old fart WHAT It is. So far all the mentioned are useless

I believe it's a muscle massager. It's supposed to help with muscle recovery after working out, I think.

 

[cody5thou]

Rough day for Wynnie.

 

[cabaiguan juan]

Would someone please thell this old fart WHAT It is. So far all the mentioned are useless

@Johnny B is correct. Google “ Hypervolt massage gun”.

 

[Pugman1943]

Need to check with my heart doctor first, then see if it comes in gigawatts.