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**** Edicion Limitada ****
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DMC
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Thanks Filly! 
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DMC
Guest
Looks like I might have to come up with another contest while we wait on the EL pass... LOL
LOL
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DMC
Guest
Nope...no more contests. LMAO
But, a little entertainment is in order...
Just outside of Wichita, a 21-year old farm boy was driving a grain harvester across his winter wheat field to collect the crop. This particular piece of farm equipment has huge rotating blades that cut down the wheat stalks. At some point during the harvesting, the driver's cowboy hat was blown off by the wind and hurtled some distance in front of the blades.
Thinking that the tractor was not moving fast enough to warrant stopping -- or perhaps just not thinking at all -- he jumped down and ran in front of the tractor to collect his hat. It was still being blown around by the wind, and after chasing it for a bit, he finally caught up with it. Meanwhile, the harvester had caught up with him, and his body was found scattered across the wheat field.
Local authorities were contacted by a neighbor who noticed the tractor crossing Highway 96 with no driver.
Desert marksmen aim their weapons at Saguaro cacti so frequently that Arizona was forced to declare the "sport" a felony. Offenders risk a $100,000 fine and three years in prison. But that doesn't stop sharpshooters like 27-year-old David, who opened fire on a Saguaro in 1982 and was killed when it fell on him.
He reportedly fired two slugs from a 16-gauge shotgun at a 27-foot cactus, and began to shout, "Timber!" He only had enough time to utter the first syllable before a 23-foot section of the prickly plant fell and crushed him beneath its spiky skin.
But, a little entertainment is in order...
Just outside of Wichita, a 21-year old farm boy was driving a grain harvester across his winter wheat field to collect the crop. This particular piece of farm equipment has huge rotating blades that cut down the wheat stalks. At some point during the harvesting, the driver's cowboy hat was blown off by the wind and hurtled some distance in front of the blades.
Thinking that the tractor was not moving fast enough to warrant stopping -- or perhaps just not thinking at all -- he jumped down and ran in front of the tractor to collect his hat. It was still being blown around by the wind, and after chasing it for a bit, he finally caught up with it. Meanwhile, the harvester had caught up with him, and his body was found scattered across the wheat field.
Local authorities were contacted by a neighbor who noticed the tractor crossing Highway 96 with no driver.
Desert marksmen aim their weapons at Saguaro cacti so frequently that Arizona was forced to declare the "sport" a felony. Offenders risk a $100,000 fine and three years in prison. But that doesn't stop sharpshooters like 27-year-old David, who opened fire on a Saguaro in 1982 and was killed when it fell on him.
He reportedly fired two slugs from a 16-gauge shotgun at a 27-foot cactus, and began to shout, "Timber!" He only had enough time to utter the first syllable before a 23-foot section of the prickly plant fell and crushed him beneath its spiky skin.
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DMC
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Pete, my wife tells me I am not allowed to laugh at that one...
EL pass update:
Our brother Ryan has been under the weather all week, so he will get the pass out this Monday to Darryl.
All the best bro, and remember to drink your fluids... :thumbs:
EL pass update:
Our brother Ryan has been under the weather all week, so he will get the pass out this Monday to Darryl.
All the best bro, and remember to drink your fluids... :thumbs:
cohibasurfer
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Dang Devin... :0 those were a couple of morbid snipits don't cha think...?!! :0 Why did I snicker??? I guess I'm a sick-o! :lookup:
Allofus123
Here ducky, ducky, ducky!
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Guess its up to me to pull our sick minds out of the gutter:
"I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told
his psychiatrist.
"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist
consoled. "Many people
are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife
and I have a dog
that we are very attached to."
"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I
feel ummm,...
*physically* attracted to my horse!"
"Hmmm," the doctor asked, "Is it male or female?"
"Female, of course!" the man replied.
"What do you think I am,... GAY???"
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OK, OK....maybe someone else should try to pull us out!
"I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told
his psychiatrist.
"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist
consoled. "Many people
are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife
and I have a dog
that we are very attached to."
"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I
feel ummm,...
*physically* attracted to my horse!"
"Hmmm," the doctor asked, "Is it male or female?"
"Female, of course!" the man replied.
"What do you think I am,... GAY???"
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OK, OK....maybe someone else should try to pull us out!
Allofus123
Here ducky, ducky, ducky!
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A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine.
Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he’s an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,
"Well, what’s the girl’s name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that’s not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What’s the boy’s name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew. :sign:
Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he’s an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,
"Well, what’s the girl’s name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that’s not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What’s the boy’s name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew. :sign:
Matt R
That's #1 Member to you. :)
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Guys, Devin is on the road until late Wednesday and called and asked if I would check in on the pass. So, Ryan, you got that dude back on the road yet?? LMK Bro This one is getting close to the end, no need to delay it from getting there.
:sign: Ok guys, Big Worm has cheated the Gods of sickness once again and I've made it back to the half-living world!!! LMBWAO!! Anyway, the pass was mailed out this afternoon to DJM:
Delivery Conf# 0103 8555 7491 5849 7627
Ins# V8 523 737 146 US
TAKES:
Padron Millenium Maddie
YUM YUM!!!
Partagas Presidente '79 (to go with my '00, be a real test to smoke these one after another!!! :thumbs: )
Cohiba Pyramide LE
Uppman Club Epicure Millenium
Custom Rolled VR Robusto '98
PUTS:
Hemmingway Untold Story Maddie
'97 Bolivar Immensia
'01 SLR DC
Punch DC ('97 or '98)
'97 Partagas 898V
Quai D'orsay DC
(2) '01 Cohiba Siglo I
'98 Uppman Super Corona
'01 Uppman Mag46
Hope this sits well with the pass Master, if not LMK and I'll make up for it bro!!! Sorry, I didn't have anything as aged as the Partagas, but I had to snatch it!!! :sneaky: LMAO
Thanks again, Devin, for letting me be in this wonderful pass and for tolerating my delay!!!
BOTL,
Ryan
Delivery Conf# 0103 8555 7491 5849 7627
Ins# V8 523 737 146 US
TAKES:
Padron Millenium Maddie
YUM YUM!!!Partagas Presidente '79 (to go with my '00, be a real test to smoke these one after another!!!
:thumbs: )Cohiba Pyramide LE
Uppman Club Epicure Millenium
Custom Rolled VR Robusto '98
PUTS:
Hemmingway Untold Story Maddie
'97 Bolivar Immensia
'01 SLR DC
Punch DC ('97 or '98)
'97 Partagas 898V
Quai D'orsay DC
(2) '01 Cohiba Siglo I
'98 Uppman Super Corona
'01 Uppman Mag46
Hope this sits well with the pass Master, if not LMK and I'll make up for it bro!!! Sorry, I didn't have anything as aged as the Partagas, but I had to snatch it!!! :sneaky: LMAO
Thanks again, Devin, for letting me be in this wonderful pass and for tolerating my delay!!!
BOTL,
Ryan
Matt R
That's #1 Member to you. :)
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To the best of my ability I have updated the order and list as per DMC's request. One more stop before it makes it back home. So, here it comes DJM. Oh and did I mention that this baby now has 100 cigars in it? WooHoo :0
Edicion Limitada.....
Pass order:
Darryl
Home
Cigars:
01) 2000 Bolivar Belicoso Fino (June)
02) 1998 Bolivar Corona Gigantes cabinet
03) 2000 Bolivar Corona Gigantes
04) 1998 Bolivar Coronas Junior (August)
05) 1997 Bolivar Inmensa
06) 1997 Bolivar Immensa
07) 2001 Bolivar Petit Corona (January)
08) 1997 Cohiba Esplendido
09) *** Cohiba Minis (6)
10) 2002 Cohiba Piramide LE
11) 2001 Cohiba Robusto (April)
12) 2001 Cohiba Robusto
13) (2) '01 Cohiba Siglo I
14) 2001 Cohiba Siglo IV
15) 1999 Cuaba Generoso
16) 1999 Cuaba Millennium Reserve Distinguido
17) 2000 Cuaba Millennium Reserve Distinguido
18) 2000 Cuaba Millennium Reserve Distinguido
19) *** Cuaba Millennium Reserve Distinguido
20) 1988 Diplomaticos No. 5
21) 1988 Dunhill Atado
22) 1986 El Rey del Mundo Grandes de Espana
23) *** El Rey del Mundo Grandes de Espana
24) 1984 El Rey del Mundo Lonsdale
25) 1993 Fonseca No. 1
26) 1985 Gispert Corona
27) 2001 H. Upmann # 2
28) 1999 H. Upmann Club Epicure
29) 1998 H. Upmann Connossieur # 1
30) 2001 H. Upmann Mag46
31) 1999 H. Upmann PC
32) 1998 H. Upmann Super Corona
33) 2001 H. Upmann Super Corona
34) 2001 H. Upmann Super Corona
35) 1996 Hoyo de Monterrey Churchill
36) 1997 Hoyo de Monterrey Churchill
37) 1999 Juan Lopez No. 2 (June)
38) 1985 Juan Lopez Patricia
39) 1984 La Escepcion Longo
40) 1998 La Gloria Cubana Medaille D' Or No. 2
41) *** Le Hoyo Des Dieux (Cubatabaco)
42) 1998 Le Hoyo du Dauphin
43) 1997 Montecristo Especiale
44) 2001 Montecristo Limitada Edicion robusto
45) 2000 Montecristo Limitada Edicion robusto (November)
46) *** Montecristo Millennium Reserve robusto
47) 1998 Partagas 898 V
48) 1997 Partagas 898V
49) 1998 Partagas Lusitania
50) 1998 Partagas Lusitania
51) 1970's Partagas Capitol
52) 2001 Partagas Presidente
53) 2002 Partagas SD3 Limitada Edicion
54) 2002 Partagas SD3 Limitada Edicion
55) 1994 Partagas Serie D No. 4
56) 2001 Partagas Salomone
57) 2001 Partagas Petit Corona
58) 2001 Partagas Petit Corona
59) 2001 Partagas Petit Corona Cabinet (June)
60) 1997 or 1998 Punch Double Corona
61) 1982 Punch Ninfas
62) 1998 Punch Punch
63) 2000 Punch Petit Corona del Punch
64) Quai de' Orsay Imperial
65) 2001 Ramon Allones Gigante
66) 2001 Ramon Allones Gigante
67) 1960's Ramon Allones Ideales
68) 1996 Ramon Allones Petite Corona
69) 2000 Ramon Allones Specially Selected
70) 2000 Saint Luis Rey Churchill
71) 2001 Saint Luis Rey Double Corona
72) 1999 Sancho Panza Belicoso Cabinet. (November)
73) Romeo y Julieta 125th Anniversary Figurado
74) 1997 Romeo y Julieta Celestiale Fino
75) 2001 Romeo y Julieta Churchill LE
76) 2001 Romeo y Julieta Churchill LE
77) 1998 Romeo y Julieta Exhibicion No. 4
78) 1998 Romeo y Julieta Prince of Wales (November)
79) 1998 Trinidad Fundadore
80) 1999 Trinidad 'Fundadore
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81) Ashton VSG Spellbound
82) Diamond Crown No. 7 Maduro
83) Diamond Crown No. 7
84) Diamond Crown Robusto
85) Fuente 858 SG
86) Fuente Don Carlos Lancero (unreleased)
87) Fuente Hemmingway Untold Story Maddie
88) Fuente Hemingway Untold Story
89) Fuente Opus X No. 2
90) Fuente Opus X "A" (Twin Towers)
91) Fuente Opus X xXx
92) 1997 Fuente Fuente Opus X Double Corona
93) 1993 La Gloria Cubana Charlemagne (Miami made)
94) 1999 Padron Anniversario Millennium Natural
95) Padron Millennium Natural
96) Padron ?
97) Padron ?
98) Partagas 150 AA
99) Partagas 150th Don Ramon (with coffin)
100) 1970's Ritmeester Chic
Edicion Limitada.....
Pass order:
Darryl
Home
Cigars:
01) 2000 Bolivar Belicoso Fino (June)
02) 1998 Bolivar Corona Gigantes cabinet
03) 2000 Bolivar Corona Gigantes
04) 1998 Bolivar Coronas Junior (August)
05) 1997 Bolivar Inmensa
06) 1997 Bolivar Immensa
07) 2001 Bolivar Petit Corona (January)
08) 1997 Cohiba Esplendido
09) *** Cohiba Minis (6)
10) 2002 Cohiba Piramide LE
11) 2001 Cohiba Robusto (April)
12) 2001 Cohiba Robusto
13) (2) '01 Cohiba Siglo I
14) 2001 Cohiba Siglo IV
15) 1999 Cuaba Generoso
16) 1999 Cuaba Millennium Reserve Distinguido
17) 2000 Cuaba Millennium Reserve Distinguido
18) 2000 Cuaba Millennium Reserve Distinguido
19) *** Cuaba Millennium Reserve Distinguido
20) 1988 Diplomaticos No. 5
21) 1988 Dunhill Atado
22) 1986 El Rey del Mundo Grandes de Espana
23) *** El Rey del Mundo Grandes de Espana
24) 1984 El Rey del Mundo Lonsdale
25) 1993 Fonseca No. 1
26) 1985 Gispert Corona
27) 2001 H. Upmann # 2
28) 1999 H. Upmann Club Epicure
29) 1998 H. Upmann Connossieur # 1
30) 2001 H. Upmann Mag46
31) 1999 H. Upmann PC
32) 1998 H. Upmann Super Corona
33) 2001 H. Upmann Super Corona
34) 2001 H. Upmann Super Corona
35) 1996 Hoyo de Monterrey Churchill
36) 1997 Hoyo de Monterrey Churchill
37) 1999 Juan Lopez No. 2 (June)
38) 1985 Juan Lopez Patricia
39) 1984 La Escepcion Longo
40) 1998 La Gloria Cubana Medaille D' Or No. 2
41) *** Le Hoyo Des Dieux (Cubatabaco)
42) 1998 Le Hoyo du Dauphin
43) 1997 Montecristo Especiale
44) 2001 Montecristo Limitada Edicion robusto
45) 2000 Montecristo Limitada Edicion robusto (November)
46) *** Montecristo Millennium Reserve robusto
47) 1998 Partagas 898 V
48) 1997 Partagas 898V
49) 1998 Partagas Lusitania
50) 1998 Partagas Lusitania
51) 1970's Partagas Capitol
52) 2001 Partagas Presidente
53) 2002 Partagas SD3 Limitada Edicion
54) 2002 Partagas SD3 Limitada Edicion
55) 1994 Partagas Serie D No. 4
56) 2001 Partagas Salomone
57) 2001 Partagas Petit Corona
58) 2001 Partagas Petit Corona
59) 2001 Partagas Petit Corona Cabinet (June)
60) 1997 or 1998 Punch Double Corona
61) 1982 Punch Ninfas
62) 1998 Punch Punch
63) 2000 Punch Petit Corona del Punch
64) Quai de' Orsay Imperial
65) 2001 Ramon Allones Gigante
66) 2001 Ramon Allones Gigante
67) 1960's Ramon Allones Ideales
68) 1996 Ramon Allones Petite Corona
69) 2000 Ramon Allones Specially Selected
70) 2000 Saint Luis Rey Churchill
71) 2001 Saint Luis Rey Double Corona
72) 1999 Sancho Panza Belicoso Cabinet. (November)
73) Romeo y Julieta 125th Anniversary Figurado
74) 1997 Romeo y Julieta Celestiale Fino
75) 2001 Romeo y Julieta Churchill LE
76) 2001 Romeo y Julieta Churchill LE
77) 1998 Romeo y Julieta Exhibicion No. 4
78) 1998 Romeo y Julieta Prince of Wales (November)
79) 1998 Trinidad Fundadore
80) 1999 Trinidad 'Fundadore
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81) Ashton VSG Spellbound
82) Diamond Crown No. 7 Maduro
83) Diamond Crown No. 7
84) Diamond Crown Robusto
85) Fuente 858 SG
86) Fuente Don Carlos Lancero (unreleased)
87) Fuente Hemmingway Untold Story Maddie
88) Fuente Hemingway Untold Story
89) Fuente Opus X No. 2
90) Fuente Opus X "A" (Twin Towers)
91) Fuente Opus X xXx
92) 1997 Fuente Fuente Opus X Double Corona
93) 1993 La Gloria Cubana Charlemagne (Miami made)
94) 1999 Padron Anniversario Millennium Natural
95) Padron Millennium Natural
96) Padron ?
97) Padron ?
98) Partagas 150 AA
99) Partagas 150th Don Ramon (with coffin)
100) 1970's Ritmeester Chic
Lee
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*** Multi- Board Pass Update***
I couldn't get this out today as I ran out of tape!! I will get it out first thing tomorrow.
Pete, that's one hell of a nice looking pass, Bro! I put a small "ding" in it as I'm way out of my league!
I'll post my puts / takes tonight when I get home from work.
For now, the box is resting in my humi-den!!
Leebo
I couldn't get this out today as I ran out of tape!! I will get it out first thing tomorrow.
Pete, that's one hell of a nice looking pass, Bro! I put a small "ding" in it as I'm way out of my league!
I'll post my puts / takes tonight when I get home from work.
For now, the box is resting in my humi-den!!
Leebo
Lee
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*** Multi Board Pass Update***
Okay, I put a small ding in this:
Takes
#28 SLR Regios
#57 Partagas Lusitania
Puts
#84 Cohiba Siglo IV '94
#85 SLR PC 11/98
#86 Punch Black Prince
#87 SLR Churchill '00 (Pete Only)
I hope this is acceptable. Thanks for including me in the pass and the blind smoke (I won!!)
This is on it's way to one G. Clark!! DCN 0300 1290 0000 0074 0918
Pete, thanks again!
Lee :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
Okay, I put a small ding in this:
Takes
#28 SLR Regios
#57 Partagas Lusitania
Puts
#84 Cohiba Siglo IV '94
#85 SLR PC 11/98
#86 Punch Black Prince
#87 SLR Churchill '00 (Pete Only)
I hope this is acceptable. Thanks for including me in the pass and the blind smoke (I won!!)
This is on it's way to one G. Clark!! DCN 0300 1290 0000 0074 0918
Pete, thanks again!
Lee :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
djm
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hey guys! Edicion Limitada has just landed! however, Ron the mailman pointed out that the box was damaged, one side looks caved in and he said there's water damage. he's got this all in his scanner so he said if there's any claim to see our postmaster Terry tomorrow. the box is definitely NOT re-usable.
i have a feeling the cigars will be ok, but i'm not going to have time to check until late tonite or tomorrow as i have to go to school soon. i'll post more info as soon as i get it.
i have a feeling the cigars will be ok, but i'm not going to have time to check until late tonite or tomorrow as i have to go to school soon. i'll post more info as soon as i get it.