After much consideration and bleary-eyed limerick reading, I hereby declare the winner of this contest to be:
LilBastage! for his two fine efforts:
There he sat with a Vegas Robainas
The wrapper was silky not veinous
Toasted the foot
Between the lips it was put
Ahh.... a flavor quite far from heinous
Oh what a wonderful smell
This one is blended quite well
Smells quite like the barnyard
Resisting is so hard
Habanos: so much heaven with hell
Special consolation prize for pumping out the most limericks with a total of 11 is:
Stew070
YOU DAMN SKIPPY!