• Hi Guest - Come check out all of the new CP Merch Shop! Now you can support CigarPass buy purchasing hats, apparel, and more...
    Click here to visit! here...

Continue this sentence and make a story

...while drinking a cold beer because he could no longer take the fact that someone keeps stopping the story by quoting others and laughing, so he took it upon himself to...
 
apologies like usual (sorry) and continues on with the story.....by adding.......Broke back mountain and Magic Mike are *users*(______) Favorite movies because.....
 
they feature balls. When Clint was asked to star in Broke Bake Mountain 2, he said
 
yes as long as Tom36 was his loving co-star and the could film long walks around NYC drinking...
 
like the Heinekens they had the night before when they stopped at ironpeddlers house to....
 
To.... see if those really were shit stains on the tighty whitees hanging on the cloths line....or if it was.....
 
..when he joined in the neighborhood daisy chain contest. Well, as it turned out, they were neither $hit stains or the residue of a Snickers bar on the underwear. Because after further inspection, utilizing the FBI's fullproof 'Scratch & Sniff' method, it turned out to be....
 
makeup. Because they weren't actually titey-whities, they were his illegitimate daughter Snookies granny panties that she misplaced while...
 
...using her strap on to ride Jonesy like a rented mule when they were taking a shower together after a day on the beach. The whole time this was happening, we heard Jonesy crying "harder, harder" but what we didn't know was....
 
a young lamb in an inappropriate manner while reading about...
 
how to hurl a tennis racket at small bunnies with deadly accuracy. He felt his excitement rising to new heights thinking of....
 
the box hidden in the corner of his closet with two chinchilla pelts that he uses only
 
when he's had too much Viagra and can't come down, forcing him to walk the streets at night asking strangers....
 
Have you seen my wiener? Feanks and beans!!! Feanks and beans!!! As a passerby...
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top