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....RuPaul. He then popped his Propecia and Cialis and ran out the door thinking "Damn, I hope Jonesy has a good time with Snooki tonight since she's the perfect height for"....
 
...a man with tits that he would normally would like to poke in the ass for a few hours."
 
Right then, Gary once again woke up from his dream, looked under the bed sheets and saw that his horse cock was still safe and sound and that he had text messages on his phone from Jonesy stating he was tired of fighting his craving for men and of living a lie of being married to Julie, who secretly had a crush on Gary.
 
So, after Gary had his morning cup of coffee & shower, he knew he had to set Julie straight that in the end they couldn't be together because of the distance between them and had to alert her to her husband's reckless lifestyle and his desire for a sex change operation. So he picked up the phone, Julie answered, and Gary told her "Julie, I'm sorry to have to say this but, Brian wants to be a woman and...."
 
...live like a lesbian. Once again, Gary woke up from his dream and this time, decided not to look under the covers. He proceeded to think "You know, today seems like a great day for.............."
 
....for a cigar. I think I'll call B.B.S., Isy, Jonesy, MOBIG, LOS, T36twocents, Clint the Chip Flipper, Charlie, and Ian and light one up with my good friends!"
 
THE END :thumbs:
 
dayum, too slow on the refresh button. Way to go, Gary!!!  :thumbs:
 
AshesTwoAshes said:
Bravo! Can't wait for the movie!
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Cast of characters:
 
ironpeddler - Joe Pesci
Jonesy - Steve Austin
B.B.S. - Russell Brand
Isy - Ethan Hawke
Tiger Woods - Himself
Holly - Herself
Snooki - Herself
Los - Danny Trejo :0
 
Jonesy said:
 
Bravo! Can't wait for the movie!
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Cast of characters:
 
ironpeddler - Joe Pesci
Jonesy - Steve Austin
B.B.S. - Russell Brand
Isy - Ethan Hawke
Tiger Woods - Himself
Holly - Herself
Snooki - Herself
Los - Danny Trejo :0
 
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BTW.....
 
I'M TALLER THAN JOE PESCI!
 
ironpeddler said:
Bravo! Can't wait for the movie!


Cast of characters:

ironpeddler - Joe Pesci
Jonesy - Steve Austin
B.B.S. - Russell Brand
Isy - Ethan Hawke
Tiger Woods - Himself
Holly - Herself
Snooki - Herself
Los - Danny Trejo :0




BTW.....

I'M TALLER THAN JOE PESCI!
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Is that with platform shoes??...........haha......just kidding, just kidding! :)

Good story line guys!
 
C'mon Gary, you know I'm not that petty! I picked Joe Pesci because I wanted someone of Italian descent to play the part of you....
 
Jonesy said:
C'mon Gary, you know I'm not that petty! I picked Joe Pesci because I wanted someone of Italian descent to play the part of you....
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Brian, with all the love that I have for you & your family....and you know how much I cherish our friendship, I can honestly say with a great amount of certainty...you are that f'in petty.
 
 
 
You coulda' picked Di Nero or Stallone...
 
Danny Trejo LMAOOO
 
Hey Gary, wouldn't Brian be well represented being played by that goon Bruiser from Ocean's 11?  The one that was pretending he was beating up Clooney in that casino room.
 
NASTY said:
Danny Trejo LMAOOO
 
Hey Gary, wouldn't Brian be well represented being played by that goon Bruiser from Ocean's 11?  The one that was pretending he was beating up Clooney in that casino room.
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I'm not nearly that big Los (or that ugly!) :laugh:

BTW, my first pick to play you was Marc Anthony but I thought you needed someone just a tad bit tougher!
 
Stallone only like 5 '1'. He would be perfect to play you Gary!
 
NASTY said:
Danny Trejo LMAOOO
 
Hey Gary, wouldn't Brian be well represented being played by that goon Bruiser from Ocean's 11?  The one that was pretending he was beating up Clooney in that casino room.
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I was thinking more like Steve Buscemi...after he shaves his head of course.

 
 
Ahh good ol' Mr. Pink.  "Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
No Jonesy would have to be played by Stanley Tucci. Both; bald, white and gay as a three dollar bill. And I'll give Gary some credit and cast Ron Jeremy for the part. Both; short, ugly, hairy, jersey mouthed pricks.
 
wkoti said:
No Jonesy would have to be played by Stanley Tucci. Both; bald, white and gay as a three dollar bill. And I'll give Gary some credit and cast Ron Jeremy for the part. Both; short, ugly, hairy, jersey mouthed pricks.
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CJ, too bad Chis Farley is dead because he could have played you perfectly. You're both fat, sweaty, obnoxious, and need to pay prostitutes in order to get any pussy.
 
Stanley Tucci is not gay. He takes a lot of gay roles but is married and has children.

I was thinking the goofy kid off 2 1/2 men could play CJ! :)
 
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