Caption This Contest!

[jayro75]

After a long night of drinking Charlie Fields wakes up next to a headless armless naked hooker.... Looking around he says "Damn, WTF happened here last night?"

 

[Kingantz]

"Damn! Hand's stuck."

 

[MilesMingusMonk]

"Buy more lube", Charlie giggled.

 

[modo22]

Charlie was able to shield his eyes from Medusa's gaze, unfortunately the same could not be said for his naked, double amputee, amazonian girlfriend....

Winner in my book! I know it is only Wednesday, but damn that was good!

 

[jnknzz]

Fragilé: must be Italian...

 

[Setharsis]

Fragilé: must be Italian...

Hahaha, that's a good one.

 

[wkoti]

I'd like to thank God for making her perfect, and Medusa for making her unable to run away from me!

 

[cigarsarge]

I'll miss your "head" baby...

 

[bfreebern]

The consequences for sleeping with women, they screw you in the end. As a result, Charlie was transformed into:

 

[Nihon_Ni]

Charlie had a friend who went on a werewolf date. When his friend awoke to find the beauty he’d bedded the night before laying on his arm wasn’t as attractive in the light of day; he decided that rather then wake her, he’d chew his arm off to get away. While he had a good laugh at his friend, he never thought he’d be the victim of this very act…but in quintuple!

 

[mmburtch]

As I expected...Heartless!

 

[looking for knowledge]

All the important pieces, none of the excess baggage.

 

[Jeff1101]

Why in the F&$K am I posing with this statue again?

 

[Wisco]

Is this guy humping my leg AGAIN!?

 

[Mr Peat]

Baseball Cap = $25
T-Shirt = $30
Belt = $45
Shorts = $50

A woman that is speechless...Priceless!!!

 

[looking for knowledge]

Humina, humina, humina.

 

[mmburtch]

Just think, by the time she's my age, I will be the perfect hight for that boob.

 

[{tpc}]

"Charlie thought he was going to Easter Island for his birthday. It was in fact, much better than that."

 

[jnknzz]

"Checkmate"

 

[Mr Peat]

Honey, where did you say my glasses was at again?