Caption This Contest!

[Kingantz]

"I'm comin' y'all...gimme a second."

 

[Aussie Shaun]

At last " the perfect woman " Thank you god

 

[Mr Peat]

Man...never to old to cop a feel. :thumbs:

 

[jayro75]

"John, this is better than the real doll you bought me last Christmas!"

 

[looking for knowledge]

I'm just going to rest here for a minute or two. Nothing to see, move along.

 

[NASTY]

Now that I rolled her in flour....time to find the wet spot.

 

[B.HOBS]

"Just...a little...further... ah..ah..FOUND EM! There's my keys!"

 

[AVB]

Your diet seems to be working sweetie.

 

[grateful1]

No. I won't go back there! No No No No NO!

And you can't make me!

 

[Wisco]

Still got it! One hug and her nipples are rock hard!

 

[The Green Monkey]

I don't have a caption, but if the contest were to provide a soundtrack I'd have to suggest Stone Cold Bush by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

 

[stogieman]

No honey, I don't think your right breast hangs any lower than the left one....... :love:

 

[Fatken]

Baby, why are you so cold to me?

Ken

 

[engspot]

Retirement has been good to dad

 

[Kingantz]

"Hey y'all! Watchiss!"

 

[jayro75]

"Ahhh..I finally found the perfect woman!"

 

[TBaGZ]

Relax! You seem tense.

 

[AVB]

Going to the gym really firmed you up!

 

[Captain Leafheart]

If she says "Just a little to the left." one more time, I'm gonna KILL her!

 

[souldog]

"Don't worry baby, I'll get the bastards that did this to you!!"