The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done
there were three finalists...
Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you
will
follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill
Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my
wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The
second
man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the
room.
All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears
in
his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You
don't
have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard,
one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there
stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun
is
loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them. :lookup: