Excellent job Mr Morris, I've never seen my kids agree on anything before, but, the above joke got all 1st place votes from all three. They thourghly enjoyed running up to my wife(their step mom) and yelling "Fire, Fire" all weekend. (yes, the wife is blond )cigarsarge said:Three women were about to be executed for their crimes. One was a red head. One was a brunette. One was a blonde.
The guards bring the red head to the firing squad. The warden asks her if shew has any last words. She says no. The warden says ready,aim...
Suddenly the red head screams EARTHQUAKE. This distracts everyone and she escapes.
Then the guards bring in the brunette. The warden asks her if she has any last words. She says no. The warden says ready,aim.....
Suddenly the brunette screams TORNADO. This distracts everyone and she escapes.
About this time the blonde realizes what is going on. The guards bring her in. The warden asks her if she has any last words. She says no. The warden says ready,aim....
About this time the blonde screams FIRE.
.."I would not be just a nuthin.cigarsarge said:Thanks. My wife says my head is full of funny things.
As soon as everyone's review is in I will turn you loose to say whatever you want. 6 or 7 people to go.....moki said:Can we discuss these cigars yet? I'm dying to say something about that first one heh.
Alright, seeya in a month thenAllofus123 said:As soon as everyone's review is in I will turn you loose to say whatever you want. 6 or 7 people to go.....moki said:Can we discuss these cigars yet? I'm dying to say something about that first one heh.