Adventures In Home Inspection (Some May Be NSFW)

[Eqwhipped]

Looks similar to the wolf spider we get here in Michigan. I had one of these on my shoulder once. Screamed like I did not have a pair.

 

[JoeGibs]

Try having one of those in your bedroom. I didn't sleep right for weeks. And so began my extensive efforts to kill every bug within a mile of my house.

 

[CigarStone]

Holy shit... that sound is @kann passing out and blocking this thread from ever coming up again.

I thought it was snakes that @kann Nick likes?

 

[jfields]

Harry Homeowner insisted on being present for the home inspection this afternoon. He’s really proud of all the improvements he’s done in the home, but this one is just outstanding! He’s got mad plumbing skills!

 

[CBoukal]

Harry Homeowner insisted on being present for the home inspection this afternoon. He’s really proud of all the improvements he’s done in the home, but this one is just outstanding! He’s got mad plumbing skills!
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[The Black Cloud]

Looks similar to the wolf spider we get here in Michigan. I had one of these on my shoulder once. Screamed like I did not have a pair.
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Damn, it even has it's own Costco membership.

 

[JoeGibs]

Harry Homeowner insisted on being present for the home inspection this afternoon. He’s really proud of all the improvements he’s done in the home, but this one is just outstanding! He’s got mad plumbing skills!
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He took “P trap” literally is all. He shaped it like the letter P

 

[bfreebern]

Harry Homeowner insisted on being present for the home inspection this afternoon. He’s really proud of all the improvements he’s done in the home, but this one is just outstanding! He’s got mad plumbing skills!
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Ok, from a distance that knot looks like a hole. Upon further inspection, ummmmmm, it just drains on the floor?

Does he put a bucket under it when he uses it? I’m confused.

 

[smellysell]

Ok, from a distance that knot looks like a hole. Upon further inspection, ummmmmm, it just drains on the floor?

Does he put a bucket under it when he uses it? I’m confused.

Whoa, when I looked at it I though the drain went through the floor!

 

[JoeGibs]

Whoa, when I looked at it I though the drain went through the floor!

Ok, from a distance that knot looks like a hole. Upon further inspection, ummmmmm, it just drains on the floor?

Does he put a bucket under it when he uses it? I’m confused.

zoom in. there's a hole cut in the floor for the pipe to go through.

He's probably wondering why his utility room smells like sewer gas.

 

[Thoughts]

Its an illusion, there is no floor

 

[bfreebern]

zoom in. there's a hole cut in the floor for the pipe to go through.

He's probably wondering why his utility room smells like sewer gas.

Yep, you’re right.

 

[okiesmoke]

Ok, from a distance that knot looks like a hole. Upon further inspection, ummmmmm, it just drains on the floor?

Does he put a bucket under it when he uses it? I’m confused.

Pipe runs through the floor to drain somewhere but it probably hits that “P” and fills back up the sink!

 

[jfields]

Ok, from a distance that knot looks like a hole. Upon further inspection, ummmmmm, it just drains on the floor?

Does he put a bucket under it when he uses it? I’m confused.

Whoa, when I looked at it I though the drain went through the floor!

Optical illusion. The drain does go through the floor and into the crawlspace below.

 

[AVB]

This seems like it would be an interesting thread if I could actually see the pictures

 

[jfields]

My client today was also the homeowner. I screamed like I don’t even have a pair…

 

[bfreebern]

Ummm, is that Valak? I’m hoping it was setup as a joke and they don’t have them there all the time.

 

[jfields]

House I inspected last night was in an estate. The son and brother in law were there going through stuff as I was inspecting. Turns out his father was some big to do with the Presidential Helicopter when Nixon was president. His dad is on the right. I never knew until yesterday that it was called Army One and that the Marine Corps didn’t take over Presidential helicopter duties until 1976. I thought they always did it.

 

[CigarStone]

House I inspected last night was in an estate. The son and brother in law were there going through stuff as I was inspecting. Turns out his father was some big to do with the Presidential Helicopter when Nixon was president. His dad is on the right. I never knew until yesterday that it was called Army One and that the Marine Corps didn’t take over Presidential helicopter duties until 1976. I thought they always did it.
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That's cool!

Nixon looks like he just pooped his pants.

 

[CigarStone]

Pipe runs through the floor to drain somewhere but it probably hits that “P” and fills back up the sink!

That "trap" wouldn't even stop odor let alone water.

@jfields John, did you write up the bad odor trap?

If so, did he try to kill you?