Adventures In Home Inspection (Some May Be NSFW)

[jfields]

Maybe a CP discount? Or he could paint our own dogs, with cigars. Now that would be cool!

That would be cool!

 

[bfreebern]

That would be cool!

Make it happen.

 

[jfields]

Thought of Aaron and Ed when I saw this today. @TexasTraveler @Pugman1943

Hard to tell in the picture, but it’s approximately 35 inches by 35 inches. Big chunk of flagstone.

 

[CigarStone]

It looks like there are two chunks broken off? Maybe they are trying to distance themselves from the Cowboys?

 

[TexasTraveler]

Thought of Aaron and Ed when I saw this today. @TexasTraveler @Pugman1943

Hard to tell in the picture, but it’s approximately 35 inches by 35 inches. Big chunk of flagstone.
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Pretty impressive that someone would take the time to cut that out so accurately.

 

[jfields]

It looks like there are two chunks broken off? Maybe they are trying to distance themselves from the Cowboys?

You never disappoint! lol

 

[Eqwhipped]

This is probably my favorite CP thread.

 

[ChuckJr]

Pretty impressive that someone would take the time to cut that out so accurately.

My guess is waterjet, those things are CNC controlled and wouldn't have any trouble with a flagstone.

 

[jfields]

This was a one year builder warranty inspection. I was checking them out and thinking WTF when the wife caught me.She could tell I was a bit embarrassed, but told me not to be. Then proceeded to tell me in great detail how turned on she would get during these multiple photo shoots with her husband, and what she’d do to him afterwards.

The whole time I’m repeating in my mind “Don’t get a chubby! Don’t get a chubby!”

 

[{tpc}]

This was a one year builder warranty inspection. I was checking them out and thinking WTF when the wife caught me.She could tell I was a bit embarrassed, but told me not to be. Then proceeded to tell me in great detail how turned on she would get during these multiple photo shoots with her husband, and what she’d do to him afterwards.

The whole time I’m repeating in my mind “Don’t get a chubby! Don’t get a chubby!”
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That can’t possibly be the rest of the story…just wait until they hire you again for the 1 year 1 week inspection lol

 

[bfreebern]

Ummmmm.

 

[cabaiguan juan]

This was a one year builder warranty inspection. I was checking them out and thinking WTF when the wife caught me.She could tell I was a bit embarrassed, but told me not to be. Then proceeded to tell me in great detail how turned on she would get during these multiple photo shoots with her husband, and what she’d do to him afterwards.

The whole time I’m repeating in my mind “Don’t get a chubby! Don’t get a chubby!”
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You hiring?

 

[Bsneed51]

Ummmmm.

This is how every Penthouse forum story starts.

 

[CigarStone]

This was a one year builder warranty inspection. I was checking them out and thinking WTF when the wife caught me.She could tell I was a bit embarrassed, but told me not to be. Then proceeded to tell me in great detail how turned on she would get during these multiple photo shoots with her husband, and what she’d do to him afterwards.

The whole time I’m repeating in my mind “Don’t get a chubby! Don’t get a chubby!”
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I would have been thinking..... I wonder what will happen if I get a chubby? .....

 

[cody5thou]

Thought of Aaron and Ed when I saw this today. @TexasTraveler @Pugman1943

Hard to tell in the picture, but it’s approximately 35 inches by 35 inches. Big chunk of flagstone.
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I see how it is

 

[jfields]

I see how it is

Lol! You need to post more and read less ya jerk!

 

[bfreebern]

I would have been thinking..... I wonder what will happen if I get a chubby? .....

She’d have to notice his chubby first.

 

[CigarStone]

She’d have to notice his chubby first.

^^^^^^^^

 

[CBoukal]

This was a one year builder warranty inspection. I was checking them out and thinking WTF when the wife caught me.She could tell I was a bit embarrassed, but told me not to be. Then proceeded to tell me in great detail how turned on she would get during these multiple photo shoots with her husband, and what she’d do to him afterwards.

The whole time I’m repeating in my mind “Don’t get a chubby! Don’t get a chubby!”
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She didn't mind you seeing the pictures, what did she think of you taking pictures of them..

 

[CigarStone]

She didn't mind you seeing the pictures, what did she think of you taking pictures of them..

She got a chubby!