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HO HO HO Chip! The elves and I have been busy gathering everything we could find from Drew Estate!!! Lucky for you, we couldn't find anything, but we did find some things that we hope you will like. As my schedule is crazier by the day, I will have to ship them through the local mail carrier...

The Elves this year are full of soda and candy! My goodness, they are out of control. Hope that Chimney is clean @wingman1974 ! USPS 9505510055014349391290

@PaulTra I was rather shocked at the amount of coal the elves were able to fit in one box. They tried to tell it wasn’t coal at all, and something they call “Black and Milds”. Either way, it was impressive. Your gift of fossil fuels should arrive on Wednesday...

4206610937299405530109355073897719 Happy Holidays May you and your family and friends be blessed

Ho ho ho! Packing the sleigh up very soon, Rod! Have a great weekend, young man.

Your package is on the way Joe! I had my Halloween costume still hanging in the closet, so I’ll be wearing brown and driving a brown truck!

Your pony. Everyone gets a pony. He's not house broken, so keep him away from the snacks. And don't feed him after midnight.

Dawgie, this has shipped through a very trusting and reliable 3rd party; I think you down south call them the post office? They tell me it will arrive by Monday. I will update you if I am told otherwise!

In Santa's workshop, elves work with care, Rolling cigars with a festive flair. With nimble fingers and joyful cheer, They craft each one for Christmas near. Tobacco leaves, so rich and fine, Are chosen with love, a special sign. They wrap and roll, with skill so grand, Creating gifts for...

@Gator - Santa hopes that the porch pirates didn't get your package !

Well Mr Ash, ol Santa has been on one hell of a bender. So I'm letting the trusty elves in blue to make this year's delivery. Here's the a way to follow em. 9500114536674346511678 Merry Christmas!

Mañana?

Err, Tuesday…maybe? Would have been easier coming up through the southern boarder then the northern one.

Ok kiddo. You asked for it Youngest girl is getting a Barbie doll. Oldest is getting a learn to crochet kit. Your handsome husband is getting a chamomile relaxing tea kit so you can snuggle and do what ever you two do in a relaxed and tranquil state of mind and body. Of yeah the girls are...

The Elves are on it! Though they have been misbehaving and fooling around much more this year compared to last…probably my fault, took too much time off in the Caribbean this summer.

Fuck cookies, I want that!

My lawyers advised me to sue for trade mark infringement but I said No, let’s see where this goes.

I’m going to start sending you Christmas lists.

Caine. It’s not just snow up here. Something has to pay for this operation.

You’d be amazed how often this is asked for.