How Eqwhipped is Mr Eqwhipped

[Secret Santa]

Ho ho H2O @Eqwhipped

Elves have been telling me stories that you have quite a scientific mind. Plus you are responsible for keeping us safe from some weird gas explosions. That definitely puts you in the good camp - no coal for you

Now for the fun stuff. Tell me what cigars inspire you to conduct new experiments- especially the ones that require distillation eqwhipment

Any little ones running around ? What about the special lady in your life, what is she into ? Any furry friends ?

Mrs Claus is keeping me busy with Thanksgiving preparations. So you have a little bit of time to come with your list.

 

[CBoukal]

Spiders Santa!!! he likes spiders!!!

 

[PaulTra]

THIS guy made it onto Santa's list? HOLY SHIT!!!

 

[Pugman1943]

Well said @PaulTra , thinking Santa needs to find him a Red Bellied Sap Sucker.

 

[CgarDan]

Santa Steve is a great guy so treat him right.

 

[Secret Santa]

@Eqwhipped Ho Ho Ho. We all know you are a busy fellow but Santa needs a bit of help with his questions or on the naughty list you will go

 

[CBoukal]

@Eqwhipped Ho Ho Ho. We all know you are a busy fellow but Santa needs a bit of help with his questions or on the naughty list you will go

I told his wife on him last night. @Eqwhippette will get him squared away after she throws him down the stairs

 

[Eqwhipped]

Oh no, not the naughty list! Okay, lets start with the not so little ones running around. The oldest is 13, he likes reading (mostly stuff about history) and Lego. The other is 8, he likes Roblox and nerf guns. Both boys have also like things like Reese's. My very special lady loves to read on her kindle, and drink coffee.

The missus told me that if I didn't get this done asap she wasn't going to hang the mistletoe!

Merry Christmas Santa!
Sincerely BOTL Steve & Family

 

[Eqwhipped]

Oh hey! I forgot to mention there are some ungrateful cats squatting in my house. Don't feel obligated to spoil them though they get enough of that!

 

[Secret Santa]

@Eqwhipped

You seem like the kind of guy who cares more about his family than himself. That’s the Christmas spirit for sure. You family will be taken care of !!

But unless you let me know what cigars, libations etc you fancy, Santa will have to resort to his favorites. And I have been on a flavored kick as of late. Grape, cherry, banana. Fruits are hard to come by in the South Pole you know

 

[Eqwhipped]

Santa, do your worst!

 

[Secret Santa]

Santa, do your worst!

Ok kiddo. You asked for it

Youngest girl is getting a Barbie doll. Oldest is getting a learn to crochet kit. Your handsome husband is getting a chamomile relaxing tea kit so you can snuggle and do what ever you two do in a relaxed and tranquil state of mind and body. Of yeah the girls are also getting some pickle shots. Got to get em started young.

And for you my lad a bunch of white owls and Acids in all flavors of the rainbow.

By the way the reindeer ate all the Reese’s and are now picking their guts out - allergic I guess. So lucky you us getting the package delivered by “Deer in the headlights” USPS service.

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[Eqwhipped]

Santa,
Your reindeer expedite service has landed!

My family and I are so grateful, our care package has something for everyone and the there are sticks that I haven't ever tried as well.

Thanks for your generosity Santa!
Sincerely
The Foisy Family


[USER=23314]@Eqwhippette[/USER]