After a lot of difficulty I have chosen a winner! Freebern gets it for either of the two finalists, Bill Clinton's lolercoaster and DaveWF's meltdown. The others I was really having a tough time with were Devin's pass, Wilkey's collected list of scumbaggery and the Vitasea chronicles. I felt these were all awesome but didn't quite get there for the contest because they relied on links to other threads for a lot of the entertainment value. This baby is heading out to Denver tomorrow or Saturday, depending on how quickly I get my shit together!