Josh
Chronically Misinformed

It was bound to happen sooner or later. They cannot be stopped!
Post the most entertaining content you can find. Can be videos, games, pics, factual content, original creations etc. Links are fine. You may enter once per hour max until the contest is finished. I will pick the judge and their say will be final. Bonus points given for creativity
Contest 2
Same as above but with a pirate theme. Please specify which contest you are playing in, as one entry will not suffice for both.
It appears that despite my best efforts to manipulate the pass order my pass has already been stolen by pirates. Please see here and look at last year's pass linked in the OP for more info. To avoid unnecessary jabber, NO I DO NOT KNOW WHO HAS THE PASS OR WHY THEY STOLE IT. I am not involved in this plan and I don't know who is beyond the thieving communist pillowbiter that sent it into the abyss and replaced it with seaweed. I know today that acceptance is the answer to all my problems so I accept that filthy scumsucking pirates have absconded with my pass.