You Learn Something About Pirates Every Year Pass

[anvil]

Maybe hes got sleeping sickness

Or hes like JFeilds and hes just plain old and tired :laugh:

 

[CigarDins]

Does he suffer from hemorrhoids?

 

[Anthem]

Phil is obviously sick to death from the "Curse of The Dog Bee".

This curse, known only to him and to the rare visitor who comes over to his lovely abode, causes certain conditions:

Part One) The appearance of "Virtual Pirates": A Dog Bee Curse can summon the "Cursee" to envision, in what must only be surmised to be a dream like state, a brawny pirate who follows him from room to room. This "sex Pirate" as Phil has called him (at least in private chat to me) is also prone to taking things for extended periods of time. Phil's visit to his local medicine man is still proving to be a success in riding his ravished body of the sex pirate...time will tell dear friends. None the less the Dog Bee's constant summonsing of the sex pirate into Phil's life has really...laid him out.

Second Part) Dog Bee Curse...People begin to steal things from you. It is bad enough that The Dog Bee has to lay Phil up for this healing period, but Phil also has to heal himself from the other part of The Dog Bee curse; making everyone in the "Cusees" life want to take their sh&t. Things like Evan taking his lawnmower or EVERYONE taking his pass has really got the old boy down and he needs a little bed time and some heavy pain killers to rest his precious head.

To summarize, Phil really has it rough. One of us should start a donations thread or maybe a say a prayer to The Dog Bee to lift the curse, because if the Medicine man Phil saw did not work the right Voodoo his life is just going to remain fuc3ed!

 

[Bu11dog]

Still my fav...

 

[w00ts!te]

:blush: :laugh:

 

[ELittle]

Is this pass still going?!

 

[jnknzz]

Linky! He used circus peanuts instead and got an "infection."



Derek

 

[LilBastage]

The Australian Pole Dance Championships

This competition has been singlehandedly credited with the explosion of the frozen peas market down under.

Get well soon!

 

[jayro75]

Hip replacement, obviously!

 

[bfreebern]

He's a little sore from being the model, for these new scarfs:

He had a LONG weekend of piercing and tattoos, at least he's enjoying a cigar:

 

[bfreebern]

He's recovering from a few splinters, where I won't say:

 

[{tpc}]

I think his Secret Santa sent him this, and at first glance he thought it was a reasonably good idea!

 

[DePasta]

Damn Phil someone finally got ya huh? May be NSFW

http://www.revengecrabs.com/

 

[mmburtch]

Class reunion

 

[Jack Straw]

Just got home from a late work meeting, and wanted to let everyone know the pass has arrived. Too tired to mess with it tonight, but I'll go through it and post my P/T's tomorrow.

 

[indyrob]

What I heard was he was watching a video on how to do fellatio on yourself...His office chair rolled out from behind him, backwards, and Phil ended up smaking his forhead on the lip of the desk. 

 

[Anthony]

The winner of contest #1 is YeahThatsme for his link to textsfromlastnight.com, which has absorbed more of my spare time than I would care to admit. You will get something once I am all healed up and have the time to deal with it.

That site is hilarious, it's taken up a lot of my time as well, haha!

Congrats on the win.

 

[Anthony]

Contest Time!

The best 'paragraph or photo* with circles and lines and paragraph on the back' explaining what Phil is healing from will get:

 

[Jack Straw]

Just checked out the pass, and everything looks great. Sent my proposed P/T's to our host, and once he approves will list them here.

 

[grateful1]

Just checked out the pass, and everything looks great. Sent my proposed P/T's to our host, and once he approves will list them here.

Looks good to me!


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