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You can't make this stuff up...

I'm gonna rub it on both hands and have a 3some when my wife goes to work.
 
I would buy a bottle for my best friend over seas, but being a big strong naval officer he would be confused on what the scent was and call to bitch at me for sending him fish oil... Almost seems worth it!!! :laugh: :thumbs:
 
"It is not clear what compromises the concoction"

I'm sure the author meant "comprises" and, relying on spellcheck, ended up with an entirely different meaning. :D

What "compromises" it is no doubt it's odor. ;)
 
Okay...the video on the company page is just....creepy. Nice allusions to the Kitty and all, but sniffing the exercise bike seat? Really?

Dude. You're watching her sweat and exercise for you. Just go do her, and leave the bike alone.
 
Be careful, the gallery on their homepage is NSFW. I was going to send the link to some people I work with, but not now. :whistling:
 
This reminds me of an interesting tip I read in an issue of Cosmo once. It suggested for women to create their own "homemade pheromone" by using a dab of their vaginal secretions on their pulse points instead of perfume.
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Easier than buying a bottle of that stuff, and absolutely free! I'm going to have to test that theory someday.
 
I'm gonna rub it on both hands and have a 3some when my wife goes to work.


Rubbing it on both hands would be a 3some.
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Duh! That's the joke! .....................Sure you're not an Arsenal or Chelsa fan?
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Wow.... Talk about reading it too quickly.
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Where's that delete post button when you need it.
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Okay...........next..........time........I'll..........type.............r....e....a.....l.....l......y s......l......o.....w..... for you Jay!
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<just realized what a thread I picked for my 1000th post, ahhhh such is my life>
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