Yes I am a Newb

[DePasta]

Well tonight I am out mowing the yard with my usual yard gar in my mouth, a RP vintage 1992 torpedo. I am thouroughly enjoying a nice evening. I am distracted by my thoughts of the day. I put the cigar back in my mouth and wonder "boy, this thing is tasting very bad" and "what is that sizzling sound".... Yes, I put the wrong end in my mouth, and boy was it hot. It didn't go out, but my mouth was full of ash, about 1 inch worth, and my tastebuds are scorched. I feel like an idiot so I figured I would do penance by making myself open to public scruntiny. Thought everyone would enjoy a laugh at my expense...

-D

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: almost as bad as me catching myself on fire last year.

 

[Marcos]

You should have found the nearest person and blew them a shotgun.

 

[boonedoggle]

WELCOME! oh, and :laugh:

 

[Infinity]

This is not a laughing matter. You have my sympathy, empathy apathy and whatever else ends in "thy".

My wife however, is another story. She is still ROTFLHAO 10 minutes after I told her. :blush:

Brian

 

[occifer143]

Wow you get the trouphy for being a goof........... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Smokyballs]

Ouch! ???

 

[davidr2340]

Well D...
You got b*lls for posting that!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Shooter]

Had ya been drinking, if not then there is no excuse.

 

[Ginseng]

Man, this deserves some kind of award.



Thanks for sharing.

Wilkey

 

[Swissy]

:0

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

Hell, that hurts just THINKING about it. brass balls for posting such a FUBAR thing! :thumbs: Not like no one else has ever done anything stupid around here! :whistling: No, not me... honest... really!

 

[AVB]

Inbreeding in them thar hills. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[DePasta]

Man, this deserves some kind of award.



Thanks for sharing.

Wilkey

Yeah, the Darwin award......

http://www.darwinawards.com/

-D

Well D...
You got b*lls for posting that!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Well, if I can't laugh at myself how can I laugh at everybody else and not feel guilty....

-D

 

[Hillbilly Steaks]

"You've got to be F'in kidding me" :laugh:

 

[NullSmurf]

So, what did the yard look like after that?

 

[jabba]

ok, you just beat Zeebra's, "buy an expensive Cohiba and not know I'm suppose to cut it before I smoke it" story.

LMAO

 

[brash]

ouch. Guess you wont be tasting cigars anytime soon.

 

[LilBastage]

Well...you do live in Kentucky. :whistling:


Sorry, being a born and raised Hoosier (who lived in Kentucky for 3 years), I just had to get that little dig in.

Sounds quite painful, actually. You may have gotten off pretty easily as it seems like that could really mess up your day.

:0

 

[vortex]

Yow! That's almost as bad as the girls smoking the flavored cigars with the cedar wrap still on.

 

[bigvinnysd]

Ouch.... Sounds rough...