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Worm Meat

I may have lost the battle with Kenny but I have not lost the war!
Now some of you may be wondering how the Vernanator, with his mighty fortress , bomb sniffing wonder dog, and robot could have lost. Well, this is how it happened, the end of last week as you will recall I recived a potentaly devestating package from Kenny that was luckly defused with only a few fingers burnt. And then on monday I recived the BOMB from the worm ( oh yea,we still haven't found the robot). Well I had just come back from the woods when the UPS driver arrived with two packages that looked like some kind of catalouge order, but NOOOOO ..evidently the first package from kenny was just a ploy so I would let down my guard, now one of these packages was heavier than the other so I opened it first, I got a good look at it before it went off and then BOOM, the explosion actually opened the second package and BOOM again, I haven't been so devestated since Devin, bye the way the dog went and hid before I opened these, so she is fine.
So here is my final word of warning to all those that engage in cigar wars, DON'T MESS WITH THE BOYS FROM TEXAS (or their women) These guys don't lose. of course that doesn't apply to them lowly Worms from that other place, bless their hearts. :cool:
 
Newly Promoted Assistant Commander Greenhead ;) a meeting is in order to discuss total devastation of this menace. Encrypted message to follow......

Vern, guess it's time to bring out the heavry artilery ??? I seems to have a somewhat large shipment arriving this week from a land far away....that is all.... :0 :0


Commander Greenhead:

53328174 71532162 21 5321734132 "912173-326231436241" 22636122 336373 424374 217474!!!!! ;) :cool:

COMMANDER WORM (PISSED OFF) :0 :0 :0 :sign:
 
"I seems to have a somewhat large shipment arriving this week from a land far away...."

Hmmmm.....cool.

JerryG
 
A land far away....like Illinois to Kentuckians...LMAO
 
Matt...YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!!! I'll be expecting a package from you as well!!! ;) :p :sign:
 
Commander Worm, I have received the coded message and it has been deciphered. While I agree with coded message I must stand down on this mission.

Peace talks are continueing between the Southern Eastern Strke Force (Texas Division) and the one know as V.E.R.N.. I am a man of my word and have agreed to halt my attacks for as long as I do not detect incoming missles from the North West. Besides, I really like his dog Lucky! :p ;) :p

I will hold any and all missions revealed to me in a "need to know" basis. Long live the Eastern Strike Force! :cool:
 
Thanks Kenny, you are indeed a great warrior, it has been a great honor to have met you on the field of battle even if it ended with my defeat. I look forward to a long time of peace LMK if I can ever be of assistance to you.
:cool:
As for the Worm, Bless his heart.......... :cool:
 
I have come back to read this sad news........... ??? Kenny, congrats on a well fought war!

Shadow, I am not quite done with you yet....... :cool:
 
Hmmm...package arrive today.....lots of "AMMO" in it....time to BOW DOWN to the Worm V.E.R.N.!!!!!! :p
 
We are suffering from mass attacks here at the fortress, todays mail brought a package from Floyd, DAMN...This was some package, even as I post this I am still in shock. Floyd, May I offer you an olive branch of peace? My real battle is with the worm, I need to focus on this menece.
Floyd's package contained liquid explosives and a beautiful flask of some of the most potent stuff known, I was blown half way accross my yard and lost consiousness for about three hours. You guys are starting to home in on me so I will have to hurry and get the Worm counter attack launched :cool:
Thanks Floyd, can we be friends now? :)
 
Brother Vern,

I will accept the olive branch for a temporary truece. I'll work on reloading and stand by for orders from my commander.

I hope you enjoy the flask juice. Take care.

SKYDIVNEKD :sign:
 
MEMBERS OF THE EASTERN STRIKE FORCE BEWARE!!!! It seems this dispicable (sp?) menace V.E.R.N. is offering fig leaves...er....olive branches to my fellow field commanders to get them to drop their guards. BEWARE, this is surely another trap to blow your asses off when you think a peace treaty is in effect!!! :angry: :0 :angry: :0 Heed my warnings brothers, we all know what this vermon is capable of!!!

Vern, :p !!!!!

COMMANDER WORM!!!! :sign:
 
I didn't offer you any olive branches Ryan, although I do think that if you had a lick of sense you would have surrendered long ago, Bless your heart. :cool:
 
EASTERN STRIKE FORCE HAS HEREBY BEEN DECLARED VICTORIOUS!!!!!!!!! :thumbs:  :thumbs:  :thumbs:  :)  :)  :)  :thumbs:  :thumbs:  :thumbs:  :cool:
 
Huge launch reported from Portland, My dog will be avenged! any others wishing to join this Mother of all passes may email me. I will gladly keep your anomity if you wish. I think the Worms declaration of victory may be .....Well, a bit premature, but then again we've gotten used to that from him, haven't we? Bless his heart. :cool:
 
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