I guess I'm not as up on things as I once was. Is camel bone actively sought out? Does it come with a insert lined with genuine squirrel? Is it delivered to your door personally by Mr. Hansotia driving a Honda Accord? What am I missing?
You're missing the "slap a $1,000 pricetag on a turd, put the turd in a fancy box, make up a good story about that turd, claim that there are very few turds of the same stature in existence, convince some billionaire that they want it, and then offer it to the rubes at a "discounted" price that's still way more than a turd is worth and SOMEONE will buy them because they're 'special.'"
It woks with all kinds of stuff, but especially cigars, watches, and parachute pants.