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Devil Doc

Devil Doc

When Death smiles, Corpsmen smile back
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...they really are nuts.

This morning I emptied my ashtray in the kitchen shitcan. About an hour latter the ball and chain comes into the man room and demands to know why I emptied my stinky cigar buts in the shitcan. "It smells", she said. "You trying to tell me I made the trash smell bad?" says I. Anyone else see the humor in this? WTF!!

Doc.
 
:laugh: :laugh: You must really be old school Doc. I would never be crazy enough to dump my ashes in the house trash can. :laugh: :laugh:
 
Your trash must have smelt like roses before. You ought to ask your wife what was in their before so you can make perfume out of it.

-Mark
 
Yep, I learned a while back that dumping butts in the kitchen (or any other in-the-house) garbage can was not acceptable. Along with showering each night before bed on the days I smoke, that's one of the sacrifices I gladly make to enjoy this hobby/lifestyle. :D
 
Tell her it smells better than some of "her products".......
 
You're too old to have this the first time you've done that. Do you remember what happened before?
 
I usually dump them in the toilet with a flush. Since I smoke alone and usually only smoke one or two max at my house, it's easy just to flush.
 
Chief, you old salty bastard, "in the shitcan" just cracks me up! Made the trash smell bad! Be sure to thank your missus for the good chuckle.
 
If you can get the MILK for FREE................... :whistling:
 
I don't understand the problem. Just do what she wants in her house. :laugh:
 
You let your wife leave the kitchen?! ???







:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Not that it's worth anything, but I saw the humor!
 
I agree, this needs it's own forum!

Wait. . .never mind leaving the kitchen- what the HEL was she doing in the MAN ROOM!!!

All woman know this is forbidden!
 
lol Doc you should know better wife makes me keep mine in a old coffee can then straight out the door. If I told my wife that omg it would be ugly for days. When she comes home and finds out I have been smoking in house i know I am in the dog house and she always finds out.
 
That sucks! And BTW I love to be in the kitchen cooking and I would love it if Mike had more of the guys over (we had the pleasure of having Horse to dinner last night) :cool: ! This is an invite guys :thumbs: !!!
No smoking in the house though, we have a son with asthma who is allergic to (all) smoke.

Two things though brothers: I'm a pretty decent gal, Mike will tell you that while he was a commercial fisherman and diver, I use to get up at 4am to make him eggs, hashbrowns and toast for breakfast about 80% of the time. A chick that will do that for her man is not too shabby :love: .

Second thing: I love a good cigar and an occasional cigg. but there is a distinct difference between that and and the ashtray remains. It is truly a smell that travels a distance unlike a good portion of other waste. My nose dislikes it enough that if the car ashtray has several I need to dump it (I know poor me). However, I don't think it is worth bitching about nor would I enter the "Man Room" (if we had one) without invitation.

Just my opinion guys, I know God made us all unique and we each have our own. And believe me, I respect each one as that.

(Oh, and we women are all nuts - just some of us are medicated better than the others! :laugh: :laugh: )

Bargogirl
 
stevehawk said:
Yep, I learned a while back that dumping butts in the kitchen (or any other in-the-house) garbage can was not acceptable. Along with showering each night before bed on the days I smoke, that's one of the sacrifices I gladly make to enjoy this hobby/lifestyle. :D
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Oh, Steve your not sacrificing for your hobby, you sacrificing for pussy! I guess I'm lucky. I don't ever let her complain about the smell of anything related to cigars! Whenever she says anything about the smell, I say "the only thing I smell is money, money for the mortgage, money for bills..."She just smiles and says "Yeah, it does smell good, doesn't it!?!"
 
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