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Why dogbees?

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Why dog bees you say?

Dog Bees are erternal. They are the very essence of life and are praised most amoung all creatures. Unlike the Unicorn, the Dog Bee (or Latin Dogus Beximus) is in fact magical. In addition, if you ever find a dogbee, and I mean a real one, they will grant you every wish you ever ask of them, for they are all powerful. If a Dog Bee and a ninja were to fight for example, the dog bee would kick the ninjas ass every time. You may say "But ninjas have stars and swords", but you will never understand the weapon a Dog Bee has.

Killing ninjas, granting wishes, and being the most powerful creature ever...that ladies and gentlemen is "Why Dog Bees".
 
Why dog bees you say?

Dog Bees are erternal. They are the very essence of life and are praised most amoung all creatures. Unlike the Unicorn, the Dog Bee (or Latin Dogus Beximus) is in fact magical. In addition, if you ever find a dogbee, and I mean a real one, they will grant you every wish you ever ask of them, for they are all powerful. If a Dog Bee and a ninja were to fight for example, the dog bee would kick the ninjas ass every time. You may say "But ninjas have stars and swords", but you will never understand the weapon a Dog Bee has.

Killing ninjas, granting wishes, and being the most powerful creature ever...that ladies and gentlemen is "Why Dog Bees".


That was truly excellent. I am sure there are people here that can tell you exactly how close this is to my answer to the question. PM me your address.
 
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