AVB
Jesus of Cool, I'm bad, I'm nationwide
I just gotta say thanks for the last five years. I've been amused, PO'd, thrilled, outraged and in general all the other things that make up a family. I hope you'll put up with me for another 5.
Pushing thru the market square, so many smokers sighing
News had just come over, I had five years of CigarPass posting
New guys wept and told me my post count was really dying
Cried so much his face was wet, then I knew he was not lying
I heard the sirens, bombing runs, favorite melodies
I saw boys, toys electric lighters and TVs
My brain hurt like a warehouse, it had no room to spare
I had to cram so many things to store everything in there
And all the fat-skinny people, and all the tall-short people
And all the nobody people, and all the somebody people
I never thought I’d need so many people
All gathered at CP
I’ve got five years, stuck here at CP
Five years, what a surprise
I’ve got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that’s all I’ve got
I’ve got five years, what a surprise
Five years of posts stuck to my eyes
I’ve got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that’s all I’ve got
I’ve got five years, stuck here at CP
Five years, what a surprise
I’ve got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that’s all I’ve got
I’ve got five years, what a surprise
I’ve got five years of posts stuck on my eyes
I’ve got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that’s all you’ve got
Five years
Five years
Five years
Five years
I gotta run this morning but I'll put up a contest later this afternoon.
Pushing thru the market square, so many smokers sighing
News had just come over, I had five years of CigarPass posting
New guys wept and told me my post count was really dying
Cried so much his face was wet, then I knew he was not lying
I heard the sirens, bombing runs, favorite melodies
I saw boys, toys electric lighters and TVs
My brain hurt like a warehouse, it had no room to spare
I had to cram so many things to store everything in there
And all the fat-skinny people, and all the tall-short people
And all the nobody people, and all the somebody people
I never thought I’d need so many people
All gathered at CP
I’ve got five years, stuck here at CP
Five years, what a surprise
I’ve got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that’s all I’ve got
I’ve got five years, what a surprise
Five years of posts stuck to my eyes
I’ve got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that’s all I’ve got
I’ve got five years, stuck here at CP
Five years, what a surprise
I’ve got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that’s all I’ve got
I’ve got five years, what a surprise
I’ve got five years of posts stuck on my eyes
I’ve got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that’s all you’ve got
Five years
Five years
Five years
Five years
I gotta run this morning but I'll put up a contest later this afternoon.