Mr Peat
Rich Perelman, "Loren you have a Godlike Presence.
I'm just retired so no job for me. But I have paid my dues in more ways than one. 

I invented the Internet...
Actually, I did help build the largest IP backbone and the largest dial Internet business in the world. I'm still employed to help operate it.
Just started in my new career as an Independent Sales Rep in the Cigar industry
I operate a high pressure steam boiler that burns tree bark for the purpose of drying lumber.
Our backbone is bigger than your backbone...I invented the Internet...
Actually, I did help build the largest IP backbone and the largest dial Internet business in the world. I'm still employed to help operate it.
I invented the Internet...
Actually, I did help build the largest IP backbone and the largest dial Internet business in the world. I'm still employed to help operate it.