LOL.
Well, a little history lesson so you may know what i'm talking about when i refer to "in between the acts"
During plays put on by acting companies back in the elizabethan/ renaissance era, the men would smoke a small, yet full bowl of tobacco "between the acts" of the play in a pipe easily carried in the pocket because it was so tiny. However, a common characteristic on these "old english" style pipes of course, was the church warden.
So when you said, mini church warden good for a 30ish minute smoke, that's immediately what came to mind.
There's no quarter so it may be hard to tell the size
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