The ''Hygienists'' in Winter - Part 2
Greece is not like Scotland, the rains stops very quickly and the ''master" sun shows up, we have view from the square, we see people passing, we admire girls and women, we see friends and salute them or invite them to join us, we have happy moments and enjoy our pipe or cigar smoking.
Let's remember what happens to those scoundrels when they are staying in the internal area:
Inside, it's darker and the owner turns on small halogen spotlights that emit a yellowish light and blinds you, there is music but because the place is closed it's loud and bothers you, there are 2 TVs but without sound and so you watch football or basketball but you don't hear anything, when someone beside you speaks to his cellphone it bothers you a lot because the place is enclosed. You have no view outside
So often next time those morons come to the Café they choose to sit in the external area although they know it's for smokers because they want to have all the benefit that i mention. First they start to squint at the smoker next to them, they do it on purpose to make him feel uncomfortable and say to them, "Oh, sorry, does the smoke bother you?" "Should ι put it out?" but of course this trick doesn't work. Then they start making comments about how harmful smoking is to health, smokers die earlier (while these idiots have 6 vaccines in their blood), smoking should be banned everywhere etc.
Of course we don't pay any attention to them and this irritates them even more. Then they start making hand gestures like they push away the smoke (hypothetically) that bothers them and call the waitress to tell us to change position. Of course the answer from us is a resounding "NO WAY" and makes them angry, the waitress remind them that they choose to sit in a smokers area so humiliated with their faces down, they are forced to either go inside or leave. Then these cowards, these rats, leave a negative Google review of the Café or as soon as they leave and turn the corner, they call the police for an "anonymous complaint about a Café that allows smoking".
You see idiots your tricks won't beat us, we won and you lost,
AGAIN.
I am smoking Captain Black Regular.
