The ''Hygienists'' in Winter - Part 1
Dear friends, as i have told you before, in Greece the Café have an outdoor area (for smokers) and an indoor area (for non-smokers and children) that are separated by a glass door. When a ''hygienist'' enters, he passes from the outdoor area to the indoor area without daring to speak to those sitting outside, but when there are 2-3 of them, then those smart@sses they get bold and start loudly saying smart things to provoke those of us who are outside and smoking.
"Do you want to sit outside? Haha, are you nuts? Are you crazy? It's cold, yes but as you see others are sitting there, haha, and why do you want us to get wet too? Haha, let's go inside where it's nice and warm, for sure inside, haha"
Yes, you m*f*s, it's colder outside but the owner has installed gas stoves and we don't get wet because there is an awning or roof over us, not a single drop gets inside, we are always dry. Inside, it's darker and the owner turns on small halogen spotlights that emit a yellowish light and blinds you, there is music but because the place is closed it's loud and bothers you, there are 2 TVs but without sound and so you watch football or basketball but you don't hear anything, when someone beside you speaks to his cellphone it bothers you a lot because the place is enclosed. You have no view outside, you stupids sit like miserables watching us smoking freely ''in peace".
After a while, the "hygienists" feel uncomfortable and leave (while we are happily outside and sitting far above) with sour faces and a bad mood, no laughter or irony comments just silence, their heads are down and they look around with evil and jealous eyes to us which are happy while having fun with friends.
We won and you scumbags lost,
AGAIN.
Here is a snapshot from previous pipe smoking day, it's when i am ready to leave the Café.
Now i am smoking Gawith Hoggarth Black Cavendish.