SecretSanta
Bad Santa
Ho Ho Ho Mr. Sneeds,
I see you have been a really active boy the last week and don’t think for one minute that
I am turning a blind eye. It has come to my attention that for reasons unknown to me you are training for my job. I may be getting old but I will not be retiring anytime soon so you can quit your little escapades.
On a more serious note, a few little boys and girls asked me a few weeks ago for your
address and all I have is your X wives house. These same kids are now coming back to me saying they didn’t get good information from me. Now I know you will snub your nose at this, but for playing along with their reindeer games they wanted to send you a little something for being a good sport. Since your X wife probably has enough of your cigars, I was hoping you would allow me the pleasure of your new address. If not I suppose maybe a list of cigars your X wife will enjoy will do.
I see you have been a really active boy the last week and don’t think for one minute that
I am turning a blind eye. It has come to my attention that for reasons unknown to me you are training for my job. I may be getting old but I will not be retiring anytime soon so you can quit your little escapades.
On a more serious note, a few little boys and girls asked me a few weeks ago for your
address and all I have is your X wives house. These same kids are now coming back to me saying they didn’t get good information from me. Now I know you will snub your nose at this, but for playing along with their reindeer games they wanted to send you a little something for being a good sport. Since your X wife probably has enough of your cigars, I was hoping you would allow me the pleasure of your new address. If not I suppose maybe a list of cigars your X wife will enjoy will do.