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WAR!

All weapons in round 3 are fired from my end(got you out today Wurm)! Round 4 is going to be an ugly MF! You should see what I got lined up. Non-believers be warned,WAR is in full swing! I've seen things a lowly tobacconist should never see! Blood, cigars, land o' lakes butter packages! Salmon, humidors, Donations to worthy causes! You guys are the shiznight!!! The WAR just keeps rocking! We got some heavy hitters coming up so if you think you got it wrapped up tight, double check that wiring on your nice little package cause it might not go off like you want! Keep that intel coming! Round 4 is only a few days away!
 
After a brief stop for weapons load and crew replacements, it'll be patrol time...

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Woah .... the sky is filled :0 , this will be fun to see where these bottle rockets hit :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:cool:
 
Well, I hate to say we have had our first disqulification! I can't seem to get a couple of points across.
NO PADRONS!!!
PM ME BEFORE YOU SEND OUT YOUR PACKAGE WITH A DC# AND FULL CONTENTS!!!
We have an event at the store all day saturday so I will be posting the play list, contents and DC#S later on this morning. Please pay attention to this post! I almost lost three guys to stupid shit!
 
Oh yeah, Loud mouth(yes that's you Drew) you are the only one in round three that dosen't have everything done! Don't make me sic Loren on you. The neat thing about this contest is that I have all of your addys and you gave them to me willingly!! :D You do have until monday but your in college and you will party today and then you will be at my store on saturday(I would bring the package with you and mail it out before the party gets in full swing!)and then you will ask me for more time or tell me the Maryville PO didn't give you a DC#!!! Don't drop the ball!
 
The neat thing about this contest is that I have all of your addys and you gave them to me willingly!! :D


All you guys actually had the balls to give Smokyballs YOUR address? God only knows what he will do after the WAR is over. Random subscriptions to many interesting magazines on the market today. :laugh:
 
Good Evening and Welcome to...
ROUND FOUR
0304 3490 0001 8706 9985 AVB
0304 3490 0001 8706 9978 GOLFGAR
0304 3490 0001 8706 9961 GANDOLF565
0304 3490 0001 8706 9954 HILLBILLY STEAKS
0304 3490 0001 8706 9947 TENPIN
(UNTRACKABLE) EKANS

BOMB CONTENTS
ASHTON VSG CORONA GORDA
LFD LG CHISEL PURO
DCM DOUBLE CORONA #1
TATUAJE COJONU
ZINO PLATINUM CROWN BARREL

The round is set! They will be loose tomorrow morning! Who will suffer the wrath of my worth soliders? Kaddie bar the door, lock up the women and children and somebody do something about that damn dog!WAR is coming to you and there is nothing you can do to stop it!!! You boys are to becoming weak, where is the smack, where is the gut wrenching bashing I saw in the first rounds! Keep it hot boys that's the only way we are going to win! Yes, I'm evil but I know in your hearts you are as evil as I am!
 
Come on Brad, some of us don't need to talk smack, our retaliatory strikes will speak MUCH louder than words ever will. ;)

What I wish is a picture of the poor bastard who just got his ass blown to hell from what I sent his direction - oh yeah, I don't need to talk smack :laugh:
 
Come on Brad, some of us don't need to talk smack, our retaliatory strikes will speak MUCH louder than words ever will. ;)

What I wish is a picture of the poor bastard who just got his ass blown to hell from what I sent his direction - oh yeah, I don't need to talk smack :laugh:


Ok...Who stole my hip waders? its getting awfully deep right about now. :p
 
Disappointed...Just disappointed...Gone all day and no new smack talk. What a shame...tsk tsk... :p
 
Alright you gameless biotches, this isn't silent sniper school, this here is WAR. WAR is loud, harsh and hairy like my balls!! You got some ammo? Good for you. Now come in here and make those bullets have some noise.

I don't know about you but I know how loud my cannon shot is. So lets see if you can make me sound like a little whiney whimpering girl. "BUCK FUTTER"

(all in fun ;) )
 
Disappointed...Just disappointed...Gone all day and no new smack talk. What a shame...tsk tsk... :p
Disappointed...! Well them bring it on you hairy fandruff having mo'fo'! That beard of yours makes you look like you have an extra scroat on your face. "SLAP"
 
Disappointed...Just disappointed...Gone all day and no new smack talk. What a shame...tsk tsk... :p
Disappointed...! Well them bring it on you hairy fandruff having mo'fo'! That beard of yours makes you look like you have an extra scroat on your face. "SLAP"

At least I can grow one you freak boy. We all know you LOVE the cock. I know teens that have more facial hair than you. Hell, some girls have a better mustache than you can grow. I guess you still need to hit puberty first. :laugh:
 
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