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Someone share the laughs......what are/were the "little rockets"? ...

Perhaps you'll find out when his guidance system fails and you find that you've been the victim of friendly fire.


Mike.....you left out "great grandson" in reference to the 6 year old!


That's because the 6 year old is my daughter. Chew on that Uber Noobler!

Isn't having children dangerous at your age 6 years ago?

Uber noobler?
 
Isn't having children dangerous at your age 6 years ago?

Uber noobler?

Of course not!







However, SEX at that age was and is still is dangerous but you won't see me wearing any helmet.

Mike: I have a great deal of respect for you albeit, a losing commander, but I hope to hell I don't see you having sex with or without a helmet!
 
Good story mate
Love the safety gear :D

What would you expect from a member of , what I like to call, "The Helmet Generation". These young whippersnappers ain't never done nothing, even remotely dangerous, with out protective gear of some sort. It's a pity, really.

Doc.

It's funny Doc, I agree with your assessment. I'm an avid rock climber (climbing cliffs, not hiking) and snowboarder (backwoods mostly) and in recent years I've seen helmets invade both sports.
I'd just like to mention this is the first time I've used that helmet since my mother got it for me 5 years ago. Probably the last too! =)
I'd like to exclude myself from this little 'club' you mention, with your permission of course.

Rob


Rob:

You may want to rethink that, after all, look at what happens to you late in life if you don't wear one!

This might be true, I've heard if you don't wear a helmet you wind up with a gaggle of kids, which will seriously affect my smoking time! (which, of course, is unacceptible)
<<<jumping threads here>>>
However, SEX at that age was and is still is dangerous but you won't see me wearing any helmet.

By the way, for all you FOG's out there, that's a reference to a condom. I know these terms change as often as your medications, but I think it's important that us noobs try and keep you up on the times.
 
Mike: I have a great deal of respect for you albeit, a losing commander, but I hope to hell I don't see you having sex with or without a helmet!

Be very careful what videos you rent.
:sign:

Honey, please shrink the helmet?

Honey, CigarStone's my fluffer.
*cough* ghey!
(not that there's anything *wrong* with that! I live in Mass where you can marry your dog, humidor or car, it's all okay here, but what kind of movies did you make again Mike?)
 
Mike: I have a great deal of respect for you albeit, a losing commander, but I hope to hell I don't see you having sex with or without a helmet!

Be very careful what videos you rent.
:sign:

Honey, please shrink the helmet?

Honey, CigarStone's my fluffer.
*cough* ghey!
(not that there's anything *wrong* with that! I live in Mass where you can marry your dog, humidor or car, it's all okay here, but what kind of movies did you make again Mike?)


Rob:

Have you noticed a theme? The FOG responses seem to come from a database with three categories: I think they are all set to auto respond since they are all covered in rubble!
1. You newbies are in so much trouble!
2. Fluffer related innuendo.
3. Don't mess with us FOG's

And no FOG's......innuendo is not the Italian name for Preparation H
 
Mike: I have a great deal of respect for you albeit, a losing commander, but I hope to hell I don't see you having sex with or without a helmet!

Be very careful what videos you rent.
:sign:

Honey, please shrink the helmet?

Honey, CigarStone's my fluffer.
*cough* ghey!
(not that there's anything *wrong* with that! I live in Mass where you can marry your dog, humidor or car, it's all okay here, but what kind of movies did you make again Mike?)


Rob:

Have you noticed a theme? The FOG responses seem to come from a database with three categories: I think they are all set to auto respond since they are all covered in rubble!
1. You newbies are in so much trouble!
2. Fluffer related innuendo.
3. Don't mess with us FOG's

And no FOG's......innuendo is not the Italian name for Preparation H

innuendo is what nooberettes get when they bend over.
 
Mike,

You sumbyitch!!

You can't be happy with just the aerial assaults can you? Nooooo.....

Without regard to my wife and kids you send in a suicide bomber to decimate my house.

That's fighting dirty man. Really really fighting dirty.

Thanks man. I can't wait to get home now.
 
Mike: I have a great deal of respect for you albeit, a losing commander, but I hope to hell I don't see you having sex with or without a helmet!

Be very careful what videos you rent.
:sign:

Honey, please shrink the helmet?

Honey, CigarStone's my fluffer.
*cough* ghey!
(not that there's anything *wrong* with that! I live in Mass where you can marry your dog, humidor or car, it's all okay here, but what kind of movies did you make again Mike?)


Rob:

Have you noticed a theme? The FOG responses seem to come from a database with three categories: I think they are all set to auto respond since they are all covered in rubble!
1. You newbies are in so much trouble!
2. Fluffer related innuendo.
3. Don't mess with us FOG's

And no FOG's......innuendo is not the Italian name for Preparation H


You don't want me to post more photo's - do you?
 
Mike,

You sumbyitch!!

You can't be happy with just the aerial assaults can you? Nooooo.....

Without regard to my wife and kids you send in a suicide bomber to decimate my house.

That's fighting dirty man. Really really fighting dirty.

Thanks man. I can't wait to get home now.


Black ops baby, that's how we roll.




For you youngsters "that's how we roll" means that is our mode of operation.
 
Mike,

You sumbyitch!!

You can't be happy with just the aerial assaults can you? Nooooo.....

Without regard to my wife and kids you send in a suicide bomber to decimate my house.

That's fighting dirty man. Really really fighting dirty.

Thanks man. I can't wait to get home now.


Black ops baby, that's how we roll.




For you youngsters "that's how we roll" means that is our mode of operation.
Good clarification cause I can assure you we thought it had something to do with wheelchairs!
 
Someone share the laughs......what are/were the "little rockets"? ...

Perhaps you'll find out when his guidance system fails and you find that you've been the victim of friendly fire.


Mike.....you left out "great grandson" in reference to the 6 year old!


That's because the 6 year old is my daughter. Chew on that Uber Noobler!
f_illus0094m_510c088.jpg

That's cute Mike
 
Someone share the laughs......what are/were the "little rockets"? ...

Perhaps you'll find out when his guidance system fails and you find that you've been the victim of friendly fire.


Mike.....you left out "great grandson" in reference to the 6 year old!


That's because the 6 year old is my daughter. Chew on that Uber Noobler!
f_illus0094m_510c088.jpg

That's cute Mike
HAHAHAHHAHAA! (and being drunk makes it funnier, thus: HAHAHHAHAHAA!!)
 
Mike: I have a great deal of respect for you albeit, a losing commander, but I hope to hell I don't see you having sex with or without a helmet!

Be very careful what videos you rent.
:sign:

Honey, please shrink the helmet?

Honey, CigarStone's my fluffer.
Mike you keep putting terrible pictures in my head right before I go to sleep.....................Or, try to anyways. :angry:
 
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