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Viva La Revolucion

:whistling: Let's talk Noobs. :whistling:

:rolleyes:

Sounds like a an Oprah Winfrey episode. Today on Oprah... "Let's talk Noobs!"

(Similar to the infamous Jerry Springer episode, "Noobs are people too... or are they?")
 
Loyd you cannot win here. Brad will wipe you off the face of the planet

I'm from the never give in never give up school!


Victory will be OURS!
 
:whistling: Let's talk Noobs. :whistling:

:rolleyes:

Sounds like a an Oprah Winfrey episode. Today on Oprah... "Let's talk Noobs!"

(Similar to the infamous Jerry Springer episode, "Noobs are people too... or are they?")
It's more like let's talk boobs! Girls if you want to show us your tits we are all up for that! The mosquitoes may sting a little but over all it's just a nuisance!
 
:whistling: Let's talk Noobs. :whistling:

:rolleyes:

Sounds like a an Oprah Winfrey episode. Today on Oprah... "Let's talk Noobs!"

(Similar to the infamous Jerry Springer episode, "Noobs are people too... or are they?")
It's more like let's talk boobs! Girls if you want to show us your tits we are all up for that! The mosquitoes may sting a little but over all it's just a nuisance!
LOYD, you may be in trouble Brother.....Look under Smokyballs avatar! :laugh:


edited because of the fuggin E .....sorry man :whistling:
 
Boy you just did the one thing I hate more than anything! That Fucking "E"!!! By the way I like the pic in your sig line! Your mom, Jfields and Loyds after I got done showing them how my balls really work! :laugh:
But seriously Happy Mothers Day(I did them all! :p )
 
You old boys need some artillery back up? We must squash this resistance!!! INCOMING!!!

I keep hearing a lot of talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, it's cheap! :sign:

More Fog's chime in and more Fog's go down! :D
So, you buy cigars from me but you doubt my power? Jorge Padron will be in my store for his second event and you question my threat! 600sq foot of firepower at my disposal and you don't have the slightest bit of fear? The National Guard parked a Howitzer outside of our store for our last event and you think that my words are cheap?!? My friends have power but I have inventory!

Yes, I have bought from you and I still say that you are talkin' outta your arse!

We will not be intimidated by the likes of you or your posse of geritol swiggin' friends!

EDIT: I have a special "RE" bomb for you...see you next revolution bro!

It would seem that Team Wipe Ass just can't seem to STFU and keep digging their own graves.


Mr. Magoo... I mean Swifty, I guess you need thicker glasses.
Team Whoop Ass has taken out many a FOG, and more will follow. Your vision impared coharts have hit but ONE!
and BTB..... That's
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TO YOU! W/ADR :)
See ya in the Funny Pages.

P.S. Mike, how'd you know I'm wearing tights? Are looking in my windows like that lady accross the courtyard?

Dude! You live in Dallas in the red light district next to the gay bars. We don't need no stinkin' surveillance to get this one right! :laugh:
 
I AM that lady in the courtyard.
Honey, How many times do I need to tell you to quit snorting the coffee? You are not Hillary Clinton. I suggest you lay down for a while and clear your thoughts. You're starting to sound like a Noob. :sign:

Damn Noobs and their laced gars! :angry: :angry:
 
:angry: Whoa, Smokybells you gotta bring my mom into this, on the holiest of mom days. I am gonna smoke your balls buddy!!!!!!!!! You better get your affairs in order on Monday because after that I can't gaurntee you will have a place to go to work at. :whistling:
 
I have an idea!

Lets all hit his ass at his HOUSE!

He's used to recieving cigars at work, but think of the drive(s) home over the next week...waiting, wondering, and worrying if the NEWB's have hit yet and what is left of poor front porch!

IT MUST BE DONE!


















IT WILL BE DONE!
 
My goodness. What pesky little critters these noobs are.

Wilkey
Wilkey, I like mine noobs raw and bleeding! You know if you talk like a bitch, noobs, then I'm going to have to slap you like a bitch!

Brad...................you PMS'ing today? Do you need a hug? :laugh:
Yeah, hug my nuts! I'm working today and going over a few boxes that I think need new homes...

Ouch! :(
 
My goodness. What pesky little critters these noobs are.

Wilkey
Wilkey, I like mine noobs raw and bleeding! You know if you talk like a bitch, noobs, then I'm going to have to slap you like a bitch!

Brad...................you PMS'ing today? Do you need a hug? :laugh:
Yeah, hug my nuts! I'm working today and going over a few boxes that I think need new homes...

Ouch! :(


Don't worry John, you don't have to hug his nuts or worry about any damage. While smokyballs is sending a couple boxes we will be sending a couple dozen bombs. We could use a few boxes to send out our next wave of bombs!
 
My goodness. What pesky little critters these noobs are.

Wilkey
Wilkey, I like mine noobs raw and bleeding! You know if you talk like a bitch, noobs, then I'm going to have to slap you like a bitch!

Brad...................you PMS'ing today? Do you need a hug? :laugh:
Yeah, hug my nuts! I'm working today and going over a few boxes that I think need new homes...

Ouch! :(


Don't worry John, you don't have to hug his nuts or worry about any damage. While smokyballs is sending a couple boxes we will be sending a couple dozen bombs. We could use a few boxes to send out our next wave of bombs!
You don't understand what I'm sending, and re-gifting is so tacky!
 
My goodness. What pesky little critters these noobs are.

Wilkey
Wilkey, I like mine noobs raw and bleeding! You know if you talk like a bitch, noobs, then I'm going to have to slap you like a bitch!

Brad...................you PMS'ing today? Do you need a hug? :laugh:
Yeah, hug my nuts! I'm working today and going over a few boxes that I think need new homes...

Ouch! :(


Don't worry John, you don't have to hug his nuts or worry about any damage. While smokyballs is sending a couple boxes we will be sending a couple dozen bombs. We could use a few boxes to send out our next wave of bombs!
You don't understand what I'm sending, and re-gifting is so tacky!
No offense Jeff but, Brad is right....................I know, I know, you were only joking. :sign:
 
My goodness. What pesky little critters these noobs are.

Wilkey
Wilkey, I like mine noobs raw and bleeding! You know if you talk like a bitch, noobs, then I'm going to have to slap you like a bitch!

Brad...................you PMS'ing today? Do you need a hug? :laugh:
Yeah, hug my nuts! I'm working today and going over a few boxes that I think need new homes...

I'm ready to hug your nuts now Brad.............Mind if I bring my little friend????






























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