I almost forgot about the Unofficial Name of this Pass..... :whistling:
I just started my job at the Hilton... I'm going on 5 weeks now. My new staff didn't know anything about my cigar smoking and collecting. I have a staff of 8 and with myself there are 9 in the office. Outside my office is one of my Accountants.... she's bubbly, a social butterfly and has trouble focusing on her work at times if you know what I mean.
Well... this huge box arrives last Tuesday and mailman brings it into the office. I can see the postman walking by my door and sort of make out the size of the box... I then hear my accountant oohing and aaahing at the size of the box. I then hear my name and realize that it's the Pass! I get out of my office and into the cubicle area and retrieve the box without saying anything and bring it into my office and place it on a credenza. No more than 5 seconds after I put the box down there's my accountant in the doorway asking... "what's in the box?" Knowing that she really wants to know I tell her it's a secret but if she can guess what's inside then I'll open it for everyone to see.
Well... being that she has a difficult time focusing on her work she's dying to know what's inside the box. I let her come into my office and tell her to pickup the box. She says it's too heavy to lift but I tell her to try and carry the box.... she was surprised at how light it was for it's size. Now it's really starting to drive her crazy.... she can't imaging what could be so light in a box that big. She begins asking for hints so I tell her the box originated in Pennsylvania, went to Texas, then to New Mexico and now to Hawaii. Still no clue! Then she asked who are these people that are getting the box to which I replied friends I've made over the internet. Still no clue but she looks at me like I'm a little crazy! You make friends over the internet? she asked.... and I laughing out loudly I tell her yes.... but it's not from gay chat rooms or anything like that!
She then asks "what's the purpose of the box?"... I tell her that the box is sent to the first person, he takes something out and puts something in and mails it to the next person on the list and so on and so forth. She still has no clue! She's getting all frustrated by now and a half hour has elapsed so I tell her to get back to work! Five minutes later here she is in my doorway recapping everything she know's about the box.... it big but it's really light for it's size, it is making it's way across the country, it involves friends made over the internet, you take things out of the box and put things in the box..... still no clue. I tell her it's called a box pass and now get back to work!
Five minutes later here she is again and has a determined look on her face.... "so is this part of some kind of collection?" I look up at her rather surprised and say yes! It is part of a collection and all of the participants of the box pass have a common bond that involves the contents of the box! She's feeling confident now and goes back to her cubicle to compile her thoughts before coming back to guess.
Five minutes later she's in my office.... is it CLOTHES? No... it's not clothes and if it were clothes the box would be very heavy! She leaves but shortly returns... "is it Baseball Cards?" No, it's not baseball cards! Now this is going on an hour and she hasn't been able to get any work done... I'm actually having fun stringing her along... LOL! Five minutes later she comes back and asks.... "is it sports related?" and tell her no it's not! Now she really looks confused and I'm starting to think that she'll give up! Then.... about 10 minutes later I see a shadow from the corner of my eye.... I look up and see her sheepishly poking only her head into my doorway. I say to her... "yes?".... then she sheepishly says in a whispered tone.... "IS IT PORN?" I almost fell out of my chair from laughing so hard! The rest of my staff came by to see what was so funny and I told them what was going on and that Maribelle thinks I'm part of a Porn Pass! I tell them it's cigars in the box and open the box to show them... especially Maribelle! Convinced that I'm not a pervert she goes back to work.... FINALLY!
And that is how this Pass will be known unofficially as..... DEVIN'S PORN PASS!
Aloha,
Wade