Victim of a Drive By

[Nihon_Ni]

So Sunday morning I'm minding my own business in the Airplane Factory installing wires in the Time Machine when I get a cryptic text that I don't quite understand. An hour later my wife tells me to check the porch. On my door stoop is an array of items, but like a mouse approaching a trap, all I see is the bait: a handful of die-cast and plastic airplanes. Only after I'm in the middle of the quagmire do I realize it was a ruse a moment before two different charges went off: solid fuel on one side, liquid fuel on the other side! I crawled back into the house, still clutching a toy airplane with a broken propeller, I slump into a chair to lick my wounds.

What kind of sick-o does a drive by on a guy on Sunday morning? Jfields does, that's who! I guess mail bombs were getting too boring for him.

Thanks John, your generosity was over the top!

 

[BlindedByScience]

That Fields guy is on a roll...!! We'll played..!!

 

[CigSid]

Very nice hit!!

 

[Maduro Clint]

Awesome!!

 

[Pugman1943]

An idle mind is a terrible thing to waste, continue on sir.

 

[jbfurdog]

YES! that was awesome. Nice hit John.

 

[Thoughts]

Awesome John!

 

[jfields]

You’re funny Rob! Can’t wait until the 14th brother! ?

 

[jfields]

Awesome John!

How’s that baby doing brother?

 

[tone-ny]

Way to go John!

 

[thinde]

Nice John, very nice.

 

[kann]

Solid hit, John. Well done.

 

[Thoughts]

How’s that baby doing brother?

Doing excellent! Thanks for asking. Mom is doing well too. I'm still sore from the delivery but no one asks the dad...