PJ the Comic
Official Illusione Whore
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- Apr 11, 2009
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Good to hear that you guys are able to stay in business. Just hope nobody intercepts the moving truck
PM sent on putting together a strike team for this endeavor.
Good to hear that you guys are able to stay in business. Just hope nobody intercepts the moving truck
PM sent on putting together a strike team for this endeavor.
I'd have to get bigger storage! Wonder where we can get black ninja outfits, guns, a semi truck to block the road, among other things.
Who wants to be the get away driver?
AP
Interstate 95
North of Florida
Breaking news, a group of masked overweight men, dressed as Ninja shut down all south bound traffic on I-95 during an apparent truck jacking. The group of men apparently made a diversion by laying a particularly fat man naked on the road to slow the target U-haul truck while blocking the road with a pink Donuts delivery van. The men jumped out of the van and kindly accosted the driver of the U-haul truck. Hugs were exchanged after the driver was removed from the U-haul. He was then released and gave a vague description of events to Law Enforcement on the scene. One of the Ninja appeared to have some tactical training, and although appearing giddy with excitement showed at least minimal assault training. An investigation is under way to determine if the driver of the U-haul was indeed in on the job. Apparently the U-haul was full of well cared for cigars. And the bandits made off with all of them. Gold, cash, and guns were left behind at the scene shedding doubt over the intelligence of the crew.
Witnesses reported seeing an Irish man gleefully laughing, while driving the get away station wagon. A cloud of smoke appeared to be coming out of the station wagon.
That is all!