Uncle Jack needs you!

I am sending a couple of boxes of rape out right now, I hope you new guys have on iron underwear
 
It appears that a piece of noob ordinance landed on my porch. I can't figure out if it was a piece of Scud missile that happened to hit a target or what because I am definitely not an *OG. Thanks Setharsis, I will work on dismantling the rest of your team....I have some info that will help me deal with my revenge.....
 
So I'm driving home from work, and as I pull up my driveway I hear a faint whistling in the distance that seemed to be growing louder and louder with each step I took toward my door. As soon as I opened the door, my breezeway exploded into pieces around me. Complete and utter destruction! It is going to take me forever to rebuild what jfields has destroyed. My front door is non-existent! My house has shifted about 3 feet off its foundation. It is just a disaster. BEWARE FELLOW NEWBS! THE FOGS ARE RETALIATING AND DOING SO WITH A VENGEANCE!!!









P.S. Thanks, John! I am humbled by your generosity!
 
So I'm driving home from work, and as I pull up my driveway I hear a faint whistling in the distance that seemed to be growing louder and louder with each step I took toward my door. As soon as I opened the door, my breezeway exploded into pieces around me. Complete and utter destruction! It is going to take me forever to rebuild what jfields has destroyed. My front door is non-existent! My house has shifted about 3 feet off its foundation. It is just a disaster. BEWARE FELLOW NEWBS! THE FOGS ARE RETALIATING AND DOING SO WITH A VENGEANCE!!!









P.S. Thanks, John! I am humbled by your generosity!

Read the note! Wasn't just from me....................Muhahahahahahahahahahaha!
 
So I'm driving home from work, and as I pull up my driveway I hear a faint whistling in the distance that seemed to be growing louder and louder with each step I took toward my door. As soon as I opened the door, my breezeway exploded into pieces around me. Complete and utter destruction! It is going to take me forever to rebuild what jfields has destroyed. My front door is non-existent! My house has shifted about 3 feet off its foundation. It is just a disaster. BEWARE FELLOW NEWBS! THE FOGS ARE RETALIATING AND DOING SO WITH A VENGEANCE!!!









P.S. Thanks, John! I am humbled by your generosity!

Read the note! Wasn't just from me....................Muhahahahahahahahahahaha!


Oooh! I missed that part I was so exci....errr....wounded by the explosion!! Crafty crafty!!
 
My house was also obliterated today. Was expecting a few packages today and got more then I bargained for! Started opening the last one and then BOOM! So warning to all newbs, be on guard at all times.

Seriously though thanks for the nice smokes whoever sent them. :)
 
What's this thread about anyway? I got completely distracted by that video...that I'm still playing....
 
Im missing a mental and emotional arm and a leg, and I will have to call the insurance company tomorrow. Im not sure if they cover tactical nuclear weapons.
 
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