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Keep in mind, that there are two kinds of Contrition, perfect and imperfect. Perfect contrition means you are truly sorry for having offended us. Imperfect contrition means your sorry only because of the beating your apt to get. Which are you?

Doc.
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I would say ..."Pefect" :whistling:
 
JHolmes763 said:
CigarAsh said:
I am sorry for a major Newbie mistake I did not look at the section this was posted in (Island of Cuba). I will pay attention next time, I am sorry if I step in where I should not have. I only sent "NC" links, I did not pay attention... I am sorry CP-ers
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Go to the corner and say 12 Hail Marys, 3 Our Fathers and smoke one Moontrance for what you have done...
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FYI:
JHolmes763 said:
Rebel Herfer said:
Although I do hear you like Watermellon White Owls and Moontrannys!
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You're obviously confused. I like mooning trannies with my white owl, is what I said. :rolleyes:
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ??? John does have access to guns so I think the 12 & 3 is more than fair.
 
Now that's just vicious.

And besides, do you really want your naked backside facing a tranny? ???

Wilkey
 
smellysell said:
Ginseng said:
souldog24ca said:
It COULD be worse...heinously worse.
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It's no coincidence that "heinously" rhymes with "anusly." ;)

Wilkey
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Wilkey and his preoccupation with anuses...

Yuck!
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Hey,

I just appreciate the occasional wordplay. Like for instance, if "heinously" is pronounced by a Londoner with the characteristic Cockney "h-drop", the word actually becomes a homophone for "anusly." :D

Yeah, I've got to take a break from this writing. :laugh:

Wilkey
 
Ginseng said:
Hey,

I just appreciate the occasional wordplay. Like for instance, if "heinously" is pronounced by a Londoner with the characteristic Cockney "h-drop", the word actually becomes a homophone for "anusly." :D

Yeah, I've got to take a break from this writing. :laugh:

Wilkey
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Wow Wilkey...take a break brother! :thumbs: How did that wedding go?? Were the vows bitchin'?!?! Did theyremember to have the crowd applause and cheer?
 
souldog24ca said:
Ginseng said:
Hey,

I just appreciate the occasional wordplay. Like for instance, if "heinously" is pronounced by a Londoner with the characteristic Cockney "h-drop", the word actually becomes a homophone for "anusly." :D

Yeah, I've got to take a break from this writing. :laugh:

Wilkey
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Wow Wilkey...take a break brother! :thumbs: How did that wedding go?? Were the vows bitchin'?!?! Did theyremember to have the crowd applause and cheer?
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Wedding? What wedding? ???

And what, no one got on his case for the "bare with me"? Supposed to be "bear" with me innit? Sorta pervo-Freudian as it is.

Wilkey
 
Ginseng said:
And what, no one got on his case for the "bare with me"? Supposed to be "bear" with me innit? Sorta pervo-Freudian as it is.

Wilkey
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No one but you, yes, i did notice that. :D hmmm ???
 
Ginseng said:
Wedding? What wedding? ???

And what, no one got on his case for the "bare with me"? Supposed to be "bear" with me innit? Sorta pervo-Freudian as it is.

Wilkey
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Dude, I don't know anymore. :rolleyes:

And yeah, apparently the OP wants us to "git nekkid!!!" :thumbs: :laugh:
 
NullSmurf said:
C'mon Doc. You can tell him about the guy working for Carnival Cruises, the one your 2nd cousin's brother in law knows.
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Ahem...

PLEASE DO NOT DISCUSS SOURCES (THAT MEANS, DON'T TALK ABOUT CUBAN CIGAR RETAILERS!)
 
Okay, quit playing internet police, hitlers.


All is well on my end. Realized that my vendor did not send me fakes, like I once assumed.


Thanks!
 
smoothsm0ker said:
Okay, quit playing internet police, hitlers.


All is well on my end. Realized that my vendor did not send me fakes, like I once assumed.


Thanks!
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Oh, that's good. First post an inappropriate question; second an inappropriate insult. You'll go far here.

Doc.
 
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