Too Big For Just The Unhappy Thread

[cohibasurfer]

These clues are like watching Biden get on a plane.

 

[cabaiguan juan]

THIRD CLUE:

The entire ordeal was a shitty situation.

Someone took a poop while on the bridge and the weight shift caused it to collapse.

 

[grateful1]

Animal feces rotted the bridges.

...or a manure truck was too heavy.

 

[jfields]

Animal feces rotted the bridges.

...or a manure truck was too heavy.

Closest so far Gary....

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

SOMEBODY exceeded the bridge weight limit

 

[jacot23]

Someone hauled a port-a-jon across the bridge and it collapsed?

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

Someone hauled a port-a-jon across the bridge and it collapsed?

That's some heavy **** right there !

 

[tomthirtysix]

Truck with Porta Johns lost one on the bridge, causing it to collapse

 

[CigarStone]

You guys are getting close! The Review Committee might have to make a decision soon.

 

[Scap]

Bat shit

 

[CigarStone]

@jfields cutting down a "big" tree. I told him the safety glasses made him look gay!

 

[cohibasurfer]

Clues
The bridge was 75 ft long
The car didn't exist
It was a shitty situation.

Easy...

Big foot was shitting under the bridge saw the tree John cut falling towards the bridge and jumped up breaking the bridge. Jeff saw Bigfoot... and shits his depends. John didn't see any of it so Jeff said a car hit the bridge. John asks... wheres the car? Jeff said it disappeared. John proceeds to show Jeff that not only cars disappear... so do beers.

It was the second clue that gave it away.

 

[tomthirtysix]

@jfields cutting down a "big" tree. I told him the safety glasses made him look gay!

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Probably better looking than most of what you'll find in that part of PA, especially fresh off hibernation.

 

[CigarStone]

Probably better looking than most of what you'll find in that part of PA, especially fresh off hibernation.

That's bullshit tom!

I resemble that remark!

 

[Aalvord2]

Goldberg definitely speared the bridge.

 

[grateful1]

shitty pickup

 

[smellysell]

Septic truck was too heavy crossing it.

 

[jfields]

Septic truck was too heavy crossing it.

We have a winner!!! I'll let Jeff tell the entire story, including the burping toilet....

 

[smellysell]

We have a winner!!! I'll let Jeff tell the entire story, including the burping toilet....

Woohoo! I like winning!

 

[kann]

Wait, the car was just a rando photo grabbed for interest, and wasn't actually involved in the situation? That's clickbait.

I hope you are stuck there for a week.